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Val Kilmer Thinks Betty White Is "Evil!"

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Val Kilmer and Betty White may have both been nominated for a Grammy award for Best Spoken Word, but Val only has one spoken word to describe Betty: "evil."

Wow, that takes a pair of huge Tombstones to go after Betty, because anyone who messes with her is riding into the danger zone!

On Conan this Monday, Val was asked why he made a playful dig at Betty during his one man Mark Twain show. Val called Betty "evil," and went on to say this:

"Betty stole my Grammy…I had a serious shot at a Grammy and I don't know what she did. Or who she did it with, but suddenly, it was Betty's Grammy and she won. She didn't even show up. I really was nominated and she really did take it…She had so many other things to do, besides mock me."

Just because you showed up, Val, doesn't mean you're going to win! What do you think the Grammys are, the Teen Choice Awards? LOL!

It looked like Val was only joking, as he went on to say this to Conan O'Brien:

"I think it's funny. Betty's so sweet. And also I looked a little like Betty White. As Mark Twain, I do."

If Betty White is anything like Walter White, Val, we'd tread lightly.

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Val Kilmer Makes A Decent Grilled Cheese Sandwich Terrifying Mark Twain!

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Whoa!! We haven't seen a combination this unlikely since they put cinnamon toast into a crunchy cereal!

Val Kilmer is taking over the small stage as American legend Mark Twain, and we have a pic to prove it!!!

Ch-ch-check out the super seXXXy creepy selfie Val just posted on his Twitter account (above)!

Wow!!! An… interesting look!

According to Citizen Twain's website, the one-man production features more than just Top Gun's Iceman, it has watermelons, too!!!

They describe his performance:

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Jack Black Returns To Comic-Con After Eight Year Hiatus! Get Ghost Ghirls Deets HERE!

It's been a long time coming, but JB is back!!!!

Comic-Con and Jack Black haven't spent any quality time together since he promoted Peter Jackson's King Kong way back in aught-five, but he's back!!!

Promoting his new web series Ghost Ghirls, the 43-year-old funny man is scheduled to take part in a July 18 panel at Hilton Bayfront's Indigo Ballroom in San Diego.

In a statement, he said:

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Val Kilmer, Ryan Gosling & Rooney Mara - Oh My!

Val Kilmer is no stranger to rowdy behavior while singing on stage.

This was the man who portrayed Jim Morrison of the Doors for crying out loud!

So we were more than intrigued to watch Kilmer singing with the Black Lips while filming a scene for Terrence Malick's new movie.

PLUS there are some awesome cameos from the beautiful Ryan Gosling & Rooney Mara!!!

Could one ask for anything more???

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) plus more clips… AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Airplane Pilots Blinded By Terrorist Schmuck With Futuristic Laser Weapon Laser Pen

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Who does this!?!

Aside from the ill-tempered sea bass from Austin Powers, who actually uses lasers to hurt other people?!

A JetBlue plane bound for New York City nearly crashed after the pilots were blinded by some unidentified Jedi prankster who shined a laser pen at the cockpit from up to a mile away.

One pilot radioed into the control tower for help. He said:

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CHRISTIAN GREY REVEALED! And Holy Geez Is He Ugly

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Nooooooo!

Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!

Well, Dr. Faye Skelton is the mad scientist from University of Central Lancashire who aspired to create the perfect gentleman.

He failed.

This unholy abortion composite portrait of a man (above, left) is a computer generated synthesis of the greatest parts of today's hottest male celebs and the ideal candidate for Mizter Grey in a Fifty Shades film!

They combined Patrick Dempsey's eyes with Brad Pitt's jawline and David Beckham's face shape to create the most desirable amalgam imaginable.

It. Did. Not. Work.

In a statement, Dr. Frankenstein Skelton said:

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Top Gun 2 Gets Permission To Engage

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We knew it was coming, but it’s finally official!

Kelly McGillis is gay! Wait, that's old news

Top Gun 2 is HAPPENING!

The suits at Paramount just confirmed it: Everyone’s favorite latently homosexual ‘80s action extravaganza is getting the sequel treatment!!

Tom Cruise will be back as Maverick, along with other key players from the original flick, including director Tony Scott and producer Jerry Bruckheimer.

Peter Craig is expected to pen the new script — you know, if he’s not too busy

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