Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!
Well, Dr. Faye Skelton is the mad scientist from University of Central Lancashire who aspired to create the perfect gentleman.
unholy abortion composite portrait of a man (above, left) is a computer generated synthesis of the greatest parts of today's hottest male celebs and the ideal candidate for Mizter Grey in a Fifty Shades film!
They combined Patrick Dempsey's eyes with Brad Pitt's jawline and David Beckham's face shape to create the most desirable amalgam imaginable.
It. Did. Not. Work.
In a statement, Dr.
Frankenstein Skelton said:
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