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Val Kilmer Makes A Decent Grilled Cheese Sandwich Terrifying Mark Twain!

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Whoa!! We haven't seen a combination this unlikely since they put cinnamon toast into a crunchy cereal!

Val Kilmer is taking over the small stage as American legend Mark Twain, and we have a pic to prove it!!!

Ch-ch-check out the super seXXXy creepy selfie Val just posted on his Twitter account (above)!

Wow!!! An… interesting look!

According to Citizen Twain's website, the one-man production features more than just Top Gun's Iceman, it has watermelons, too!!!

They describe his performance:

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Jack Black Returns To Comic-Con After Eight Year Hiatus! Get Ghost Ghirls Deets HERE!

It's been a long time coming, but JB is back!!!!

Comic-Con and Jack Black haven't spent any quality time together since he promoted Peter Jackson's King Kong way back in aught-five, but he's back!!!

Promoting his new web series Ghost Ghirls, the 43-year-old funny man is scheduled to take part in a July 18 panel at Hilton Bayfront's Indigo Ballroom in San Diego.

In a statement, he said:

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Val Kilmer, Ryan Gosling & Rooney Mara - Oh My!

Val Kilmer is no stranger to rowdy behavior while singing on stage.

This was the man who portrayed Jim Morrison of the Doors for crying out loud!

So we were more than intrigued to watch Kilmer singing with the Black Lips while filming a scene for Terrence Malick's new movie.

PLUS there are some awesome cameos from the beautiful Ryan Gosling & Rooney Mara!!!

Could one ask for anything more???

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) plus more clips… AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Airplane Pilots Blinded By Terrorist Schmuck With Futuristic Laser Weapon Laser Pen

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Who does this!?!

Aside from the ill-tempered sea bass from Austin Powers, who actually uses lasers to hurt other people?!

A JetBlue plane bound for New York City nearly crashed after the pilots were blinded by some unidentified Jedi prankster who shined a laser pen at the cockpit from up to a mile away.

One pilot radioed into the control tower for help. He said:

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Alexander Skarsgard Christian Grey CGI


Christian Grey is supposed to be a stunning mix of rugged, handsome manliness! The perfectly chiseled combination of power, sex appeal, and deviance!

Well, Dr. Faye Skelton is the mad scientist from University of Central Lancashire who aspired to create the perfect gentleman.

He failed.

This unholy abortion composite portrait of a man (above, left) is a computer generated synthesis of the greatest parts of today's hottest male celebs and the ideal candidate for Mizter Grey in a Fifty Shades film!

They combined Patrick Dempsey's eyes with Brad Pitt's jawline and David Beckham's face shape to create the most desirable amalgam imaginable.

It. Did. Not. Work.

In a statement, Dr. Frankenstein Skelton said:

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