Whoa!! We haven't seen a combination this unlikely since they put cinnamon toast into a crunchy cereal!
Val Kilmer is taking over the small stage as American legend Mark Twain, and we have a pic to prove it!!!
Ch-ch-check out the super
seXXXy creepy selfie Val just posted on his Twitter account (above)!
Wow!!! An… interesting look!
According to Citizen Twain's website, the one-man production features more than just Top Gun's Iceman, it has watermelons, too!!!
They describe his performance: