Deep in the backwoods of north central Minnesota, David Lee Roth has a message for spurned Van Halen fans:
Overalls are back The band's schedule was more than they could handle.
Roth and Russell, his patient border collie, explain that Van Halen "bit off a bit more than they could chew" when it came to their touring schedule. in an aptly named "Public Relations" video.
So their July concerts have been white-washed away.
But, for those hoping for another crack at it, Roth offers a glimmer of retribution.
He states that the tour will resume next year, so hopefully your parents can get their money's worth!