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Chuck Lorre Calls The Bachelor 'Idiotic' And Producers Lash Out On Twitter

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Chuck Lorre is stirring up trouble again!

The showrunner behind hits like Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly and How I Met Your Mother used a Big Bang Theory vanity card to criticize Mitt Romney, but bashed ABC's The Bachelor in the process.

After referencing a number of the Republican presidential candidate's hypocritical stances on issues like abortion and gun control, the card — made available only on the internet due to the risqué content — read:

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Chuck Lorre Is Not Letting The Charlie Sheen Drama Go!


Ugh. He just had to get the last word in, didn't he?

Despite Chuck Lorre, Warner Brothers Television, and Charlie Sheen officially settling their legal dispute regarding the actor's firing from the show Two and a Half Men, the series co-creator once again took to his infamous Vanity Card slate during last night's episode to take yet another self-indulgent dig at him!

It read:

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Chuck Lorre Slams Another Drug Addicted Actor On His Show Via Vanity Card!

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Hmm - we can't help but wonder if he's just messing around, or if it's yet ANOTHER dig at Charlie Sheen!

During last night's episode of The Big Bang Theory, creator Chuck Lorre took to his now infamous post-show vanity cards to once again slam one of the castmembers for being a heroin addicted nightmare during production - a monkey!

It reads:

Dear Concerned Viewers,

Thanks to the magic of computer graphics, the monkey in tonight's episode was not actually smoking a cigarette, nor was he ever exposed to secondhand smoke. At all times, every effort was made to make the monkey feel happy and safe. Nevertheless, he proved impossible to work with. During the week of production his behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point of refusing to come out of his trailer to rehearse. It wasn't until after we finished filming his scenes that we learned why. The monkey is a heroin addict. Yes, hard as it may be to believe, the monkey had a monkey on his back. Thankfully, an intervention was staged by the Geico lizard and he is now going through detox and a twelve step program at the Bonzo Center in Palm Springs. Everyone at "The Big Bang Theory" wishes him well.

Yikes! Inneresting?

Regardless of whatever point he was actually trying to make, we think it's time to just end the nonsense and attack the vanity card messages from a different angle!

Sheen's not coming back, Chuck Lorre wins, now it's time for that to be the end of that!

What do U think? What was Lorre doing with the message in that vanity card?

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Charlie Sheen Vs. The Anti-Defamation League

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We're not sure if this is the best way to prove to the world that you're not anti-Semitic, Charlie.

Last week, Charlie Sheen was being accused of anti-Semitism, after referring to Two and a Half Men's Chuck Lorre by his Hebrew name, Chaim Levine.

Now, Charlie is firing back at the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), and he's had lawyer Marty Singer send a letter to them, demanding that THEY apologize to HIM. Sheen claims he was simply trying to "address the man rather than his television persona."

Not only is Sheen demanding an apology from the Jewish organization, but in the legal letter, he's trying to get the ADL to turn against Chuck Lorre himself!

In the letter, Singer says that Chuck Lorre referred to himself as "Chaim" in a February vanity card, in which Lorre wrote about "a lifetime of distancing himself from Judaism."

…And we've reached a whole new level of ugly/crazy.


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Two And A Half Men Producer/Show Creator Chuck Lorre Responds To Charlie

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Two and a Half Men producer/show-creator Chuck Lorre is known for placing "vanity cards" at the end of his shows, wherein he basically says whatever he wants.

They swing by the screen VERY quickly, and in Lorre's latest episode of Mike & Molly, he responds to Charlie Sheen on one of his vanity cards:

I understand that I'm under a lot of pressure to respond to certain statements made about me recently. The following are my uncensored thoughts. I hope this will put an end to any further speculation.

I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individuation, the false feeling of being separate. In other words, I am aware, ergo I am alone. I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness.

This explains the paradox of our culture, which celebrates the ego while simultaneously promoting its evisceration with drugs and alcohol. It also clarifies our deep-seated fear of monolithic, one-minded systems like communism, religious fundamentalism, zombies and invaders from Mars. Each one is a dark echo of an oceanic state of unifying transcendence from which consciousness must, by nature, flee.

The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace. Or perhaps more accurately, 'Screw Grace, I am so outta here!'


Pret-ty deep stuff, Chuck. We can only BEGIN to imagine how Charlie might respond to all of that!


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If You Outlive Him, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre's Gonna Be Pissed!

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So, for those of you who watch Chuck Lorre's shows, aka Two & A Half Men or Big Bang Theory, you've noticed the producer's "vanity cards" at the end of each episode.

Unlike other shows, Chuck's cards are constantly changing , offering pearls of wisdom with each passing episode. At the end of last night's all new Two & A Half Men, Chuck's message was a bit more personal than some others in the past. He's obviously had a lot of on his mind these days concerning the show, so he decided to share with the whole world what he was feeling. The vanity card read:

“I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed."

Wow…subtle! We know two people who aren't feeling much love for each other in the post-Valentine's day glow!

Now, we'll just sit back and wait to see Charlie's rageful retaliation. (Oh, don't kid yourself - it's coming!)

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