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Fifty Shades Of Grey's Herpes-Encrusted Flemish Edition Will Give You Red Room Sores Of Pain!

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Ickiest. Discovery. Ever.

The world was stunned mildly shocked when Belgian scientists recently uncovered a herpes-tainted copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in one of Antwerp's public libraries!

Two professors from the University of Don't They Have Something Better To Do did a toxicology screening on several of E.L. James' critically acclaimed erotic paperbacks and found trace amounts of the icky herp-a-derp all over one tome's totally titillating pages!!

Ewwww! Why?! How?! Who gives herpes to a novel?

An insatiable dendrophiliac who can't afford condoms?? A rising star within the book burning lobby hellbent on drumming up membership? Maybe they were accidentally written that way?

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Bea Arthur WAS A Marine!

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Check out the photo (above) which was taken shortly after Bea Arthur's enlistment into the Marines Corps.

You heard us right! According to records, our golden girl spent 30 months in the Marine Corps, as a Women's Reserve member who drove a truck AND was a typist!

Not only was she a Marine, but she was intense…even by Marine standards!

Personality appraisal sheets from her enlistment interviews described her as "Argumentative" and "Over agressive," and her interviewer wrote that she was "officious - but probably a good worker - if she has her own way!" LOLs.

We suppose being "over aggressive" must be a good thing in the Marines, because Arthur moved up the ranks to staff sergeant, which was her final rank until she was honorably discharged in Sept 1945. Damn girl, you really were intense.

This gets even MORE hardcore, though. According to her single "misconduct report" filed against her in 1944, she was given reduced pay during a period while stationed in Cherry Point, North Carolina, because she was left incapacitated for duty for five weeks after contracting a venereal disease!

Wow, Bea. You were REALLY in the Marines and you were REALLY hardcore!

What do U think about Bea's Marine history?

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Latin Soap Opera Star Mixed Up In Sex Scandal!

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And it is a doozy of a one too!

Cuban actor William Levy is a very well-known, very respected Spanish-language soap opera star. He's been dubbed by many as the Latino Brad Pitt!

As of recent, he finds himself in a lot of hot water as he is being sued for sexual harassment by a young woman he took back to his hotel room. The girl and her lawyers claiming that he forced this girl to perform oral sex on him, resulting in passing onto her a venereal disease.

But William has actually turned the tables and is suing both the girl and her lawyers, claiming that they tried to extort about $950,000 with these "false accusations." His reps say that the team at Steven A. Lerman & Associates "maliciously misstated the facts" in order "to blackmail/extort him into a settlement for alleged acts defendants knew were fabricated and untrue."

As for the girl, William acknowledges that he was alone with the woman in his hotel room, but dies any claim that he "held her against her will, threatened her, strangled her and forced her to have oral copulation."

William is now seeking $10 million dollars in damages from both parties.

Whoa! Real life soap opera drama! And he is playing his part well!

Too bad he probably won't see a dime of that money! (Neither will the gold digger, mind you. This is all just a waste of time. He said, she said. Where's the proof?)

[Image via WENN.]

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