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Awwww! Macy Gray Wrote A Sweet Love Song — To Her Vibrator?! Listen HERE!

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Macy Grey sings about loving... herself!

Macy Gray sure has a knack for love songs. You remember her 1999 hit I Try, don't you?

But now, she's really changing the game! Instead of crooning over a guy who doesn't reciprocate her feelings, the 47-year-old is singing praises to her vibrator… literally!

[ Related: That Time Oprah Almost Played A Masturbating Maid! ]

Her newest single, B.O.B., AKA "battery-operated-boyfriend," tells the story of a woman in the perfect relationship, because her B.O.B. is "not complicated," as opposed to human men, we're assuming!

In the song, Macy sings "He can go all night, dark until the light/And we stop when I want to," complimenting her vibrator's attention to her needs. LOL!

But the catchy tune is more than just s spoof sex song. The R&B artist wants her single to let women know it's okay to openly talk about their sexuality, saying:

"Guys can just talk about their penises and whatever. Girls always have to be so ladylike about it. I hope girls can start talking…and just say the crudest stuff."

Good point, girl!

And even though the song's subject seems slightly silly, Macy hopes that doesn't detract from people enjoying the track:

"It's going to be so hard to take it seriously, huh? I just hope people take it seriously enough as music. That was always the thing I'm worried about. I hope people listen to it and just love the song."

We understand why she's concerned. The video follows an adorably animated vibrator strutting around the bedroom and office to the bubbly beat of the jazzy tune.

But, it's the perfect balance of cute and crude, and we totally LOVES it! Ch-ch-check out the video (below), but be warned! It's probably NSFW!

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Haunted House Clowns Allegedly Poke Visitors With Vibrators! Disgusting!

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One haunted house got real scary in the creepiest way possible!

Regina Janito, and her 17-year old daughter were allegedly assaulted and verbally harassed at the Massacre Haunted House in Montgomery, Illinois, and have since filed a lawsuit.

[ Photos: Celebs Who Are Afraid Of Clowns! ]

According to the lawsuit, one of the clowns in the parking lot of the haunted house allegedly "violently" poked Regina's daughter with a vibrator, while another clown performed oral sex on a teddy bear wearing a strap-on vibrator.

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'Constipated' Man Turns Out To Have THIS Kinky Sex Toy Stuck Inside Him! Read The Sex Sent Me To The ER Story That Will Have You Shaking With Laughter!

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Having trouble going number 2? Then maybe, just maybe, it's because there is a sex toy lodged in your large intestine.

The story featured in an episode of TLC's Sex Sent Me To The ER involves an anonymous man who went to the ER after complaining that he was constipated.

According to nurse Stevie Pope, an X-Ray scan revealed "a large object that was lodged in the large intestine."

And what was that large object?

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Woman Smuggles A Vibrator Into The Grocery Store Thanks To Her Vagina & Pays The ULTIMATE Price! Shocking, SeXXXy Vid HERE!

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We've heard of shopping ’til you drop before, but this is friggin' ridiculous!

In the premiere episode of TLC's totally titillating new series Sex Sent Me to the ER, we're introduced to a Ashley & Dennis. Feeling sexually adventurous one afternoon, the young couple decided to bring a sex toy to their local grocery store.

Yup, Ashley shoved a remote control vibrator into her lady cave of wonders and handed off the remote to her boyfriend!

That's. When. Things. Got. Dangerous.

Ch-ch-check out the Sex Sent Me to the ER clip and find out what happened to her…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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E.T. Sex Toys Are Real! Real Creepy, That Is! Click HERE & Have Your Childhood RUINED!

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We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!

Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's director's cut?

At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!

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