Surely this is blasphemy!
Though she did get to wear one swimsuit during her photo shoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts on Saturday, Doutzen Kroes kept her seksi bod mostly under wraps, much to every red-blooded male's chagrin.
The supermodel pranced around on the beach fully-clothed in a magenta maxi dress, striped blue terry cloth romper, embroidered halter dress, and denim shorts paired with flowy tops.
We feel cheated.
Wherever there are Victoria's Secret Angels, we expect bikinis!
And lots of 'em!
Oh, but who are we kidding? Doutzen would get our heart pumping in a burlap sack!
Check out more pics of the angelic one in the gallery (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]