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Germany Wins The 2014 FIFA World Cup!!!

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Well, it was a nail biter World Cup!

After a scoreless game during regulation time, Germany and Argentina went into overtime.

But it wasn't so simple during overtime as both teams went at it trying to score a goal.

However, in the 112th minute, Germany came up big with a goal! Mario Goetze scored the MAJOR goal as if it were nothing!

Unfortunately for Argentina, they just couldn't come up with a goal to stay in the game, so Germany took the championship with a score of 1-0.

But considering Germany ousted Brazil 7-1 in the previous round, they definitely came to win.

Congrats to Germany and all the teams who got to take part in this AH-Mazing World Cup!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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What's Better Than A World Cup Victory Dance In Outer Space? Nothing. NOTHING!!!

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The astronauts aboard the International Space Station must get bored and lonely sometimes.

When you're floating 250 miles above the Earth's surface, you're pretty far from everyone else… but that doesn't mean you're left out!

The folks on the ISS have been following the World Cup just like everyone else. Robert De Niro isn't the ONLY soccer fan, you guys!

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80's Actor Wins MAJOR Victory In Paternity Case! Judge Rules He CAN Fight For Custody As A Sperm Donor!

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This is proof that you should never give up fighting for something or someone you love!

More than a year after losing in court the right to seek custody of his child, Jason Patric has now WON a recent MAJOR victory in his paternity case!

A victory for Jason, though, means a loss for his ex Danielle Schreiber, who had previously claimed that she used his sperm artificially — but never had any intention of raising the son Gus with Jason. She even says Jason was fully aware of it.

A judge previously ruled that

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Novak Djokovic DOMINATES Rafael Nadal In The ATP Sony Open Final!

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And the rivalry continues!

Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal met up for their 40th career matchup in the ATP Sony Open final in Key Biscayne, Florida this weekend, and they did NOT disappoint!

The two top ranked tennis players in the world had a lot of bragging rights on the line as they took the court, but at the end of the day Novak walked away with

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Danica Patrick's NASCAR Daytona 500 Dreams Are Wrecked As Her Car Smashes Into Wall During 13-Car Pile Up!

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Wow! We're so glad no one was seriously injured because that looks like one heck of a wreck!

Danica Patrick was leading the pack at one point, almost tasting how close victory could have been at NASCAR's Daytona 500, when things suddenly spun out of control. Literally.

During lap 146 of the 500 lap race, Kevin Harvick in car 4 bumped into Brian Scott in car 33. After that, the dominoes began falling and cars started smashing.

After a few collisions, Aric Almirola in car 43 shot across the track and slammed into Danica, which made her lose control.

It sent her slamming into the wall pretty hard and through her incredible driving skills she was able to keep her car from spinning out.

She eventually got her destroyed vehicle to the inside of the track, out of the way of the other drivers.

Things looked pretty darn bad, watching the cars from far away… but from inside the car?

Danica really gets knocked around good, she's lucky she didn't get seriously injured. The in-car footage is pretty brutal!

Check out the video (above) and you'll see how lucky Danica is to be uninjured.

P.s. - Dale Earnhardt, Jr. went on to win the race, in case you were wondering.

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Tiger Woods' Niece Cheyenne Woods Wins Australian Masters Tournament!

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It's like they always say: Like uncle, like niece!!

That's a thing people say, right??

Well this weekend, Tiger Woods' niece Cheyenne Woods proved that golf skills run in the family as she picked up her first major win at the Austrialian Masters tournament!

The 23-year-old golfer got off to a good start and ended up finishing strong and was excited about the huge victory as she says she hopes it will help her step out of her uncle's huge shadow:

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Broncos Fans Jerk Away The Pain! Internet Porn Spikes In Denver After Super Bowl Loss!

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How did Broncos fans cope after getting crushed in the Super Bowl?? Sadsturbating.

What do you do when your football team loses a big game?

Like Super Bowl big… and like reallllllly really loses. Like a 43-8 loss…

Gentlemen… start your boners!

That's right, it appears that Denver Broncos fans have turned to punishing their genitals with an onslaught of internet porn to cope with such an astounding loss.

During the big game? Porn viewing dropped an wholllllle lot! It dropped 32% to be exact!

After the big game though, PornHub.com noticed that in Seattle, whose Seahawks flew to victory, average viewership dropped after their big win. They must've been out, partying it up.

While in Denver? The number of porn viewers increased by about 10%!!

Wow! We guess everyone in Denver was sadsturbating.

Tears do make an excellent lubricant, we hear. LOLz!

Check out the statsurbates (below)!

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