If you thought Fifty Shades of Grey was freaky fanfic, then this will really perk up your pants popsicle!!!
Meet Virginia Wade. She writes books. Sex-ay ones. One of them is called C*m for Bigfoot.
Wanna guess what it's about?
Yup, banging Bigfoot! (And just a week after he was supposedly murdered, too.)
"Cryptozoological erotica" is a real thing. Take a minute to process that because it's even more disturbingly awesome than it sounds!
Ready to read an excerpt from Virginia's masterpiece about a woman who takes a liking to lovin' the most manly monster in town?
Ch-ch-check out this 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK excerpt…AFTER THE JUMP!!!