There is an old Volturi saying: "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."
Unfortunately, Bronson Pelletier is part of Team Jacob's pack and a few of Taylor Lautner's boys were never housebroken!!
And so it goes.
Bronson P. — get it?!? — will be forever remembered as the second-tier Twilight star who drunkenly
peed on imprinted with the '70s carpeting at LAX, was sentenced by a judge today to two years probation and 52 court-ordered Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
The actor insisted he was innocent… which is HIGHlarious, considering his shenanigans were caught on camera.
Re-watch the awkward moment where Bronson drunkenly whips out his twi-hard peen and hairy amazeballz to mark his territory at the airport…AFTER THE JUMP!
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HIDE YO RENESMEE! HIDE YO WIFE!!
AND HIDE YOUR EDWARD!!
CUZ THE VOLTURI IS COMIN' FOR ERRBODY OUT HERE!!
Check out this eerie Breaking Dawn: Part 2 sneak peek (above) to watch Alice's day interrupted YET AGAIN… by images of The Volturi coming for the vampire fam.
They think Nessie is an immortal child AKA a little baby that got the vampy bite as a kid a la Kirsten Dunst in Interview With the Vampire.
They're wrong, obviously…
But try to run and tell THAT to the main homeboy! DRAMAHHH!!!
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Don't mess with Dakota Fanning!
Especially if you happen to get sucked into a world where she actually is a vampire.
A new clip from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 (above) shows just how dangerous her character Jane is when she's chasing down enemies with her brother Alec.
Will Belle, Edward and the rest of the gang be able to fend ofF the Volturi during the climactic battle?
We've already read the books, so we totally know the answer, but we can't but wonder from all the promos if the surprise ending that everyone keeps talking about is a much more climactic fight than the one in the book? Or are all these hard core fight scenes just a tease.
We don't know… but we only have a handful of days left until we find out!!!
Tags: alec, belle, breaking dawn, dakota fanning, edward, jane, part 2, the twilight saga, vampires, volturi
Look out, Malibu Barbie!
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse's Jane is joining the family of Twilight Saga dolls.
The doll version of Jane, whose character is part of the Volturi coven of vampires, will be available in February 2011, and she'll retail for $24.95.
Are U excited for another addition to your Twilight Saga doll collection? What character do U think they should release as a doll next?
Tags: collection, doll, eclipse, february 2011, jane, malibu barbie, twilight saga dolls, vampires, volturi
Because we know one who's making one hell of an offer to be on your show!
It seems like A LOT of celebs will be guest-starring on this upcoming season of Glee. One person who isn't on the roster, but sure as hell wishes he could be, is Twilight's Jamie Campbell Bower. The Volturi vamp took to his Twitter this afternoon to express his interest, saying:
"I would give my left nut to be on glee. That's right. Deal with it."
Ha! Is that the price he would have to pay, Ryan Murphy?!
Honestly, we would love to see Jamie do this. We know he can sing from his work alongside Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd and you can never have enough eye candy!
Plus, a Twi-Glee crossover would get every set of tweeny eyeballs to tune in!
Think about it!
[Image via WENN.]
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