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Pennsylvania Voter Records Evidence Of Anti-Obama Electronic Ballot Tampering At Polls!

Filed under: PolitikBarack ObamaTech Talk

Ahhh! We gave the machines too much power!

In all started when we enabled them to do electronic banking and, apparently, allowing them to "count" up our votes is another step in the wrong direction!

Ch-ch-check out the vid from a concerned voter in PA who hoped to re-elect President Obama, but was thwarted by the evil robot overlord (above)!

Every time this civic-minded citizen tried to choose the Prez, evil-tronic voting machine forced him to cast his vote for Mittens!

Of course, we have no proof this is a robot conspiracy, but the only alternative is believing the Republicans participated in voter fraud!

It's time to defend yourselves against the robot apocalypse!!

These automated killers are already monitoring our diets, forcing us to bow down for snacks, and disguising themselves to look human!

We're living in the prequel to The Matrix, but Keanu Reeves isn't here to save us!!!

Our machine oppressors already run faster than cheetahs, and they're six times as smart!!

We're all DOOMED!

P.S. The polls are almost closed; don't forget to vote!!

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Sarah Silverman Explains DESTROYS The Logic Behind Voter ID Laws

Filed under: Silly!PolitikSarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman has the "brand new super f*cked up" Voter ID laws in her crosshairs and isn't shy expressing her opposition to them.

Since the fate of those laws is out of her hands, she wants every potential voter to be prepared this election so they don't get turned away at the poll due to insufficient identification.

That means voters in Pennsylvania, Indiana, Florida, Michigan, South Dakota, Idaho, Louisiana, Kansas, New Hampshire and Georgia need a photo ID to cast their ballot on November 6th.

The problem is, an estimated 18% of seniors and young voters, plus 25% of African Americans, don't have a valid ID. That means 3.2 million American citizens might not be able to vote this year!

In a HIGHlarious video explaining the new state laws (above), Sarah charges that "this attempt to prevent voter fraud is itself the only voter fraud taking place."

The video clip of Republican State Rep. Mike Turzai proudly proclaiming that Voter ID "is going to allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania" pretty much seals the deal for her argument if U ask us!

Tell it like it is, gurl!

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