Is That Several Dozen Turtles Down Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Us? Man Caught Crossing Border With 51 Live Turtles In His Sweatpants!
Kai Xu, a Canadian man, was caught trying to cross the border into Canada smuggling some contraband:
51 live turtles!!
Seriously, we couldn't make this stuff up, he legit had 51 live turtles taped to his legs and groin!