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Whoa!! We can't believe this nearly happened!

In the wake of the unthinkable Aurora killings during the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises, a few filmmakers concocted a terrible marketing idea for their action flick.

The studio behind Resident Evil: Retribution asked franchise star Milla Jovovich to storm the Japanese theater premiering their movie with an arsenal of fake weapons and pretend to shoot the place up!!!

What the…? We cannot believe ANYONE would recommend that horribly insensitive plan of action!?

Milla admitted:

Tags: business blitz, dark knight rises, film flickers, japan, milla jovovich, premiere, resident evil retribution, wacky tacky and true, zombies

Even Christian Grey was grossed the eff out after reading the latest issue of UK Vogue!

Apparently, back before her terrible transgression ruined their relationship, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson enjoyed some kinky shizzironi!

Much weirder than the fang-banging we saw in Breaking Dawn: Part One is KStew's latest shocking revelation.

In her own words:

"I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits."

We. Are. Speechless. BUT SHE'S NOT!!!

She continued:

Tags: 50 shades of grey, armpits, breaking dawn, breaking dawn part 1, film flickers, kinky, kristen stewart, love line, robert pattinson, rupert sanders, vogue uk, wacky tacky and true

Oh, Mother Nature! You so cray!!

She almost murdered an elderly couple last week after smashing their home into bitty pieces with one of her humongous trees!

The arbor dramz doesn't stop there, though!

Ba-ba-bare witness to an, uhhh, enthusiastic naturist's this bare-assed shenanigans and subsequent arrest (above)!

Local newscasters were interviewing the old folks, chronicling their harrowing near death experience and those cameras got more than they bargained for!!

Our minds straight-up EXPLODED when the nekkid dude wandered out from the woods with nothing but his one-eyed anteater and its tiny turtle-neck sweater.

What the heck!?

What kind of weirdo flashes their fire-hose at Octogenarians?!

Tags: arrest, flasher, old people, tv news, wacky tacky and true

Is this a trailer for the new Clint Eastwood film?

A light-hearted buddy cop movies where a surly, rambling old man and his invisible friend with a penchant for obscenities overcome the odds to team up and tickle America's funny bone?

No. It very assuredly is not.

What looks like a botched stand-up routine mauled by a tiger and ran-over by a bus was actually Clint's critically important primetime speech at last night's Republican National Convention!

Ch-ch-check out the beloved actor standing in front of millions (above), speaking in half-sentences and incoherently

Tags: barack obama, clint eastwood, politik, presidential election 2012, rnc, wacky tacky and true

There aren't words in this or any language to adequately describe what you are about to witness!

If 50 Shades blew your mind, you will certainly enjoy Dave Collins.

He is a relatively unremarkable man from Arkansas who probably admires Tim Tebow and rarely cheats on his taxes.

Also, he loves balloons.

No. Really. He loves them!

Ch-ch-check out Dave's UNBELIEVABLE testimonial (above) about his non-sexual adoration of those colorful latex things we love to blow up at parties!

We know what you're thinking… but you'd be wrong — he's a man of purity!!

Dave doesn't pop the balloons, that would be tantamount to murder!

You have been warned.

Tags: 50 shades of grey, balloon interest, david collins, fetish, national geographic, taboo, tim tebow, tv news, wacky tacky and true

Ohhhmmeerrrgosh!!

We stumbled across the most ah-mazing video of Brett Cohen, America's brightest new star, and we are soooo ver… Wait. Brett who?

The guy who directed Rush Hour? Or the well respected actor from that jewel thief movie? Did he balance porcelain elephants on his wiener on America's Got Talent??

No. No. And, good lord, son, put down the wacky tobacky!!

Brett is NOT a celebrity!

He just tricked a whole bushel of NYC residents and tourists into thinking he was a superstar!

Watch his ingenious prank (above) as he turns himself into a hot commodity with only the help of a few friends and a healthy dose of confidence!

Ironically, this YouTube vid could make Brett a bonafide celeb so now he has to come up with a new stunt!

Tags: americas got talent, brett cohen, pranks, rush hour, wacky tacky and true, youtube

You know the saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover?" Well, in this case, we'd amend that to, "Don't judge a book by it's first six chapters!"

Claire Phillipson runs a home for domestically abused women in the UK and she thinks 50 Shades of Grey is counterproductive to her cause!

She only read two-thirds of the sizzling bit of erotic fiction, but she's confident the novel is only good for one thing: kindling!

Claire aims to burn these "vile" books and urges anyone who feels similarly to bring additional copies to her office for a bonfire!

We're confused… Is she suggesting we buy a copy of E.L. James' book so that we can bring it to her for torching??

Claire explained, kind of:

Tags: 50 shades of grey, anastasia steele, book burning, bookz, christian grey, claire phillison, el james, random house, wacky tacky and true