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That's what his ex-girlfriend Nereida Gallardo is claiming.

Gallardo told Spanish television that she was contacted by Cristiano Ronaldo's baby momma through Facebook before he had announced the baby's existence.

The baby momma's identity has yet to be revealed, but she is rumored to be a 19-year-old student and waitress from London who now lives in the United States.

Very inneresting.

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And out popped a baby!

It's been revealed that Cristiano Ronaldo's baby momma is an unnamed American waitress whom he had a one-night stand with while visiting El Lay.

The footballer used his dashingly romantic charms to seduce the woman in to having sex with him by telling her, "you, me, f***, f***," then drew a heart on a misted window and said "me, you, kiss."

What a charmer! How on earth could a woman resist such an alluring come-on??

"That's typical Ronnie - he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again," said one of Cristiano's friends.

Oh, apparently "typical Ronnie" means he can act like an arrogant neanderthal to "sweet talk" a woman!

And to make things even crazier, Crissy has given his baby momma £10million to keep her mouth shut and plans on raising the baby by himself. In fact, he doesn't even want to tell Ronaldo Jr. who his mother is until he turns 18!

What a clASSy guy!!

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That waitress must be an effing idiot!

There she went, losing her cool and punching Lindsanity. She should have just waited until the LaLohan was good and fucked up, she probably would have fallen flat on her face all by herself!

Sources are claiming that the managers at Voyeur are meeting today, and are allegedly all in agreement that the fist-happy, jealous ex-psycho waitress is getting her ass kicked to the curb!

And apparently Lindsay wasn't even flirting up douchey Doug Reindhart. Turns out the dumbass waitress got all crazed after spotting Lindsanity with rugby player Danny Cipriani!

Tisk, tisk, girl! You should have known better!

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