Real Life Walter White BANNED From Teaching After Cops Find Multi-Million Dollar Cocaine Lab In His Home!
Yeah, science bitch! Boo, science bitch!
Macphallen Kuwale was a science teacher in Cardiff, Wales until Thursday afternoon, which is when his district's General Teaching Council voted to ban him from the classroom indefinitely!
Whoa! Did he deny evolution? Diss the Big Bang? Roll his eyes at climate change?! What could Macphallen have done to receive such an unfavorable ruling!?
As it turns out, the terribly misguided teacher was running a cocaine lab out of his house! Cops busted him and seized equipment capable of producing $1.5 mil worth of coke!!!
It's like Breaking Bad set in Wales, but with cocaine instead of meth! And no Jesse! Or magnets!
Then again, maybe Aaron Paul wasn't necessary as this dude was certainly feeling the Need for Speed already!