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Ballsy Pilot Draws Magnificent, Graceful Penis With His Plane!

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What's the point of being a pilot if you can't skywrite giant penis shaped clouds in the sky??

One genius pilot figured out a solution… he'd use Flightradar24, an online flight tracking service.

All he had to do was fly his plane along a very VERY specific course, and let the website's GPS mapping do the rest.

So he used his plane to draw a huge D*CK over Florida, between Orlando and Tampa.

For millennia, humans dreamed about

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David Beckham Hides His Man-Cannon While Heading Into The Gym! Maybe He's A Little Stiff After Waking Up!

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Men and women's opinions tend to differ on many subjects, but if there's one thing we can all agree on it'd be this:

We'd all f*ck David Beckham.

There, we said it! Now it's out there for all to see! LOLz!

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Steve Carell Talks Ryan Gosling's Manhood With Andy Cohen & Names His Perfect Peen! WATCH!

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We know Ryan Gosling and Steve Carell got exceptionally close while shooting the flick Crazy, Stupid, Love

(HELLOOO with the GIF above)

But we bet you had no idea the Anchorman 2 star is so willing to dish about Ry's perfect member on camera!

Leave it to Bravo's Andy Cohen to get some of Hollywood's biggest celebs to answer the tough questions—or just talk about Ryan's wang for a solid 30 seconds!

Ch-ch-check out Steve's HIGHlarious answers in the video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Jamie Oliver Flashes His Spotted Dick To Everyone On The Internet!

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We'd be offended that Jamie Oliver showed thousands of people his Spotted Dick without asking if they wanted to see it, or if they were of age, but it's not really his dong. It's a dessert!

And no, we don't mean it was his 'sweet' dong either — gosh, grow up! LOLz!

Here's what he said along with posting the pic (above):

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Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie

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Some actors tease us with their rear-end or partial nudity.

Others refuse to lose the undies.

And we're tired and not gonna take it anymore!! We want the peen!!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

[Image via WENN.]

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Ultimate Fighter Broke His PENIS!!!

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Mixed martial artist Ray Elbe, who was a contestant on Ultimate Fighter, was rushed to the hospital after breaking…

HIS PENIS!!!

No, we're not making this up or exaggerating. And no, he wasn't trying to use it as a weapon during an MMA fight!

Ray broke his penis during sex with girlfriend.

She was apparently riding him really hard on top, bounced too high, and smashed his ding dong in half!!

Here's the graphic part:

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Penis Growing With Weight Watchers…And Charles Barkley!

Filed under: Losing it!SexCharles Barkley

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This commercial is all innuendo… sort of.

Charles Barkley starts taking "roll call" but pretty quickly you realize he's not just calling names, he's talking about dicks!

What's HIGHlarious is that it's a weight watchers for men commercial.

They say that for every 35 pounds you lose… you can gain an extra inch… down there.

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