Because it ain't a party ’til Charlie Sheen unsheathes his weiner and whizzes in the punch bowl!
After comparing Angus T. Jones' off-kilter religious rant to a mass suicide that killed 39 people, his former Two and a Half Men co-star is back with more
prudent entertaining observations!!
Surprisingly, Charlie doesn't blame
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At least that's what one man is claiming!
A former Charlie Sheen "associate" filed a report with the El Lay PD claiming the
Two And A Half Men Anger Management star threatened to murder him with a semi-automatic shotgun!
According to the report filed in mid-October, Charlie texted a mutual female friend his deadly intentions.
The text message reportedly read:
"I'll blow his head off with my Super 90."
Tiger blood!! You wouldn't?!
Police are investigating
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Just when you think Charlie Sheen has said all the obnoxious bullshiz he can possibly think of…well, you know the drill!
Hollywood's most unpredictable warlock is up to his old tricks, creating controversy for himself, by admitting that while he was filming his now iconic role as Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn in Major League, he was juiced up on steroids for over a month!
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What's a single warlock to do?
Charlie Sheen's one and only remaining goddess Natalie Kenly has moved out.
Her sad departure
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We give him credit for walking off with his head held high…he sure as hell had no reason to!
Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth didn't quite hit its target on its opening night in Detroit and his "fans" let him know so.
Check out the video (above) to witness for yourself the intense reaction the Warlock got from the crowd as he tried to lay some truth down on them. We imagine this was around the point where Charlie decided he had enough of the trolls and booked it out of there with all their money in hand.
Because remember - you all paid good money to see this man do his "thing" without having any idea what his "thing" was going to be.
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Wonder how this turned out!
Charlie Sheen recently made an appearance on Drew Carey's new show, DREW CAREY’S IMPROV-A-GANZA!
We don't know what the sketch was about, but we do know who he was performing with:
"In an unpredictable sketch that separates the men from the trolls, Sheen took the stage along with cast members including Carey, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Greg Proops."
The episode airs April 12th on the GSN, and we're sure it'll have quite the ratings!
Can U handle the Warlock's improv??
[Image via GSN]
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We're sorry to say but the reports about the MaSheen being courted back to his original role in Two and a Half Men are just false, according to sources connected to the show's production!
CBS really doesn't have control over whether or not our favorite warlock can come back, regardless if they want him, because in all reality he was hired and fired by Warner Bros. The source says that there is just "no chance" of that happening.
Lorre might be trying to find a replacement and having meetings about the future of the show, but Charlie coming back is just not true!
At least you have a lot of other stuff on your plate, Charlie!
Are U sad that Charlie won't be back on the show??
[Image via WENN.]
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