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Levi Johnston WON'T Be Running For Mayor In Alaska

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Way back in November, Bristol commented on Levi Johnston's potential run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, and she did NOT think he'd be the right man for the position.

Looks like she's not going to have to worry about it, because

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Levi Johnston Tries To Win Over The Ladies Of The View

Levi Johnston agreed to be on The View yesterday to talk about, well, himself. Barbara Walters was ready for him, hitting him hard right off the bat with his lack of education (he did not graduate high school) and his seemingly incessant need for attention.

Watch as Levi attempts to redeem himself in the eyes of these ladies! (above)

P.S. - He doesn't!

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Forget Capitol Hill! Levi Has To Deal With Capitol One First!

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If you were thinking of donating to the mayoral campaign of Levi Johnston, we'd think again. You just might find that your money is going towards his bills, not his noble cause!

Sources are reporting that Capitol One Bank has just filed legal papers in Alaska against Levi. According to their records, Levi charged $1,178.06 to his account last year, but never paid up. Now, they are looking for their $$$. They want the Wasilla weasel to fork over the total sum, and then some - interest at the rate of 19.90%.

We are in a recession!

So, where you going to come up with that kind of dough, dufus?

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Levi Johnston Makes First Campaign Stop At Gun Show

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Let’s recap what’s happening up in good ol’ Alaska: Levi Johnston knocks up Bristol Palin, their engagement goes south, Levi poses for Playgirl, gets back with Bristol for a month before it ends once again, and is now starring in a reality show about running for mayor of Wasilla.

This meat cake is stretching his 15 minutes of fame wayyyy too long.

And he’s just getting started. He made his first campaign stop at a gun store just a day after declaring his candidacy. His camera crew followed him around while he played politician and shook hands with his main voter base — gun-owners.

Levi also talked up the shop owner about hunting. According to sources, though, he hasn’t gotten a chance to get out and shoot any Dall Sheep (his favorite animal to hunt) lately.

WTF? Sheep? Who the hell shoots sheep for the fun of it? Psychotics, that’s who.

The one consolation is that he does live in Alaska and can’t easily get to the rest of America. We just feel sorry for anyone who lives up there…and also those poor, poor sheep.

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Levi Johnston Accepting Campaign Donations

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Ugh, we hoped it wouldn't come to this!

Levi Johnston filed his "letter of intent" to run for office in Alaska during the 2011 elections - and that means he can ask for your money!

According to the Alaska Public Offices Commission, the famewhore may officially begin his campaign for mayor of Wasilla and can legally accept donations.

Our hearts and minds are with the residents of the town.

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