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Levi Johnston Wants To Whore His Kid Out On His Reality Show!


Can't say we're shocked by this - this douchebag has no boundaries!

Levi Johnston's reality show has hit a serious snag, because according to sources, he isn't interesting enough to carry the show by himself, so producers are trying to add another dimension with the inclusion of his son, Tripp.

The problem? Baby mama Bristol and her mother, former Vice Presidential candidate, Sexy Sarah Palin, refuse to give their consent!

A source reveals:

"Sarah can’t stand Levi and it’s gotten worse. She is absolutely opposed to it. Sarah hates Levi. She thinks his desperate grasp at fame is pathetic and doesn’t want him involving Bristol or Tripp in anything he does to try and get famous.”

Oh, puh-lease! As awful as he is, those two are probably just as willing to whore that poor baby out!

They just want to do it on their terms!

But for the three people who are interested in Levi's reality show, worry not! If Tripp isn't allowed, producers plan to give the Alaskan dumbass more goals beyond just running for mayor - they're thinking about having him run for city council, or - GASP - completing his high school education and getting his GED!

Ha! It's really just pathetic, isn't it?

How about they just leave him in the Alaskan tundra and film him while he tries to find his way back to civilization?!

We'd watch the entire series! LOLs!


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Bristol Won't Shut Her Hole… About Levi!

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This morning, Bristol Palin took a moment to comment on the recent news that her former BF, Levi Johnson, is running for the mayor of Wasilla. Her reaction was exactly what you would have expected: totally scripted! She told sources:

"I never knew he had political aspirations…I'm glad that Levi has not given up on completing his education and is looking for steady employment."

Translation: Maybe, finally, I'll get a damn child support check!!!

Don't poo-poo this just yet, bb! There maybe a role in the reality show for you! Think of all the "acting" you could do on that!

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Mayor Of Wasilla Responds To Levi Johnston's "Campaign"

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Glad to know we're not the only one who is apprehensive about him getting into politics!

Verne E. Rupright, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, doesn't think famewhoring douchebag Levi Johnston's latest publicity stunt - running for the position of mayor of the town in 2012 - is funny, and had a few choice pieces of advice!

He says:

"Well, it is a little early to declare. Usually most wait until the year the seat is up. But since I am nearly old enough to be Levi's grandfather I think it would be wise for him to get a high school diploma and keep his clothes on. The voters like that!"

We think it would be wise for him to continue down the path he started in Playgirl and just do gay porn! But his acting would probably be too shiteous for even that, too!



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Anything For Ratings!

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Oh, Levi!

Levi Johnston's upcoming reality show pitch has been revealed and it will focus on his campaign for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska!

Ha! We wonder what former mayor Sexy Sarah thinks about that!

Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office is being pitched to TV networks and it will track him on the campaign trail as well as in is role of a father to 19-month-old Tripp, his son with Bristol Palin.

And apparently it was the producers' idea, not Levi's, to run for mayor — anything for the ratings!

Will U tune in?

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