Kiefer Sutherland drunkenly made a fool out of himself? BLASPHEMY.
Or, actually, just a reality of day-to-day life!
The 24 actor once again proved to the world just how together he has it by getting epically shitfaced at Gaslight in Manhattan until 4am!
Sources claim that he was "swaying, bobbing and weaving," and when he refused to leave, "his friends had to pick him up by the shoulders and get him out of there."
ClASSy as always, bb!
Hope you're enjoying that bloody mary and ibuprofen this morning!
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Tags: 24, classy, drunk, gaslight, jack bauer, nyc, waste case
Only Amy Winehouse!
London's Harley Street private clinic got quite a shock on Sunday when Winehouse showed up grabbing her tittays and reeking of alcohol. Apparently, Wino took a rough and tumble while pAArtying and was complaining about her bruised boobies! Since the clinic was the same place she had them enlarged a year earlier, her
friends handlers brought her there to be checked out.
Of course. You always take damaged goods back to the manufacturer. Everyone knows that!
Upon receiving a check-up, the nurse on-call noticed some damage to her ribs and insisted that Amy spend the night.
Worst mistake ever!
According to witnesses, Wino was such a waste case that she proceeded to roam the hallways topless, leaving the stank of scotch wafting behind her. It took the staff quite awhile to get her contained in her room.
Wino's reps say she is still in the clinic under observation, though her injuries are not thought to be serious.
Its fine. Take a little vacation in a hospital. You deserve it. Fill up on NyQuil and Jello!
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Tags: drinking, hospitalization, london, tittays, waste case, wino
Guess you made your choice!
Sin City was home to Avril Lavigne this weekend along with her new man-slave, Brody Jenner. We call him that because who the hell would spend time with her out of their own free will?!
Anyway, the two pAArtied it up in Vegas on Sunday, with insiders spotting them at Bank nightclub at the Bellagio, knocking back Jägermeister shots with Olympic snowboarder Shaun White and grabbing the microphone to sing karaoke, though it wasn't that kind of place.
But where we lose our lunch is the report that during the night, Avril grabbed the mic and scream to the world, "I love you, Brody!"
For his sake, we hope that was the Jager talking!
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Tags: las vegas, shaun white, waste case