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This Couple On Sex Sent Me To The E.R. Were 'Drinking Watermelon' & Something CRAZY Happened! Find Out The Strange & Gross Details HERE!

We have a feeling this was NOT what Beyoncé had in mind when she penned the infamous "I've been drinking watermelon" line in Drunk In Love!

On a new episode of Sex Sent Me to the E.R.(the title speaks for itself), a guy recounted the time he sent his girlfriend to the E.R. after sex. The super strange part of the story was when the man revealed he had rubbed watermelon juice over his private area prior to intercourse.

Yeah, we know.

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Khloe Kardashian Looks SO Happy As She Carts Out A… Basketful of Watermelons… To Her Car! Because Why Not?!

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Is Khloe Kardashian on that all watermelon diet??

It looks like it. Why else would she leave the grocery store with a kartful of watermelons on a Tuesday?!

If you think we're kidding, just look at the kart she's pushing!

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Drug Dealers BUSTED Trying To Smuggle Fake Watermelons Filled With Weed Into The U.S.! See The Pics Of The Phony Fruit HERE!

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A Mexican cartel tried their hand at some arts and crafts in order to sneak some weed into the US this week!

They painted packages filled with pot to look like watermelons and then attempted to smuggle a whole truckload across the border!

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Anyone Who’s Overweight Should Put THIS Fruit In Their Diet ASAP! Get The Sweet Deets On The Food That May Reduce Heart Attacks!

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A summertime fruit favorite is getting high marks for health in a new research study on hypertension and heart attacks!

We’re talking about watermelon, of course!

Hmm. Beyoncé must have seen this study early because gurl’s been drinking watermelon so much, she’s Drunk In Love with it!

Lulz!

In all seriousness though, researchers recently found that

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Rebel Wilson Shows Off Her Huge Melons Onset Of Super Fun Night!

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Rebel Wilson made us wanna spill our seeds as she looked positively titillating sporting two halves of a watermelon for a bra!

Rebel was shooting a luau sequence for her show Super Fun Night, and in a swimsuit like that, you know her character is getting lei'd!

However, Rebel wasn't the only one looking boobalicious onset. Ashley Tisdale's breasts got milk…coconut milk, that is, seeing how her bra was made up of some of the seed's lovely, husky shell!

Ashley, who play's Rebel's sister on the show, tweeted about the experience:

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Fruit-Thieving Scum Resort To 150 Pound Watermelon Theft

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When was the last time you saw a 150 pound watermelon?

NEVER! That's how rare they are, and that's why the one that was stolen from prize-winning Maryland gardener Bradley Northcote was valued at $1,500!!

Why would anyone ever want to steal something like that, other than to eat it? It's not like you can sell it for the $1,500 — it's a giant watermelon. Someone will notice!

The delicious heist happened after 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, and was removed from Northcote's 4.5 acre yard in Street, Md. You bet your asses the cops are

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Impossicute Dog Eats Watermelon!

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Ahhh! This is so cuteeeeee!!

It's literally just a pomeranian eating watermelon…

But do you need anything else??

Maybe more watermelon so this little cutie can keep being just so super ADORBZ!

The haircut, plus those big eyes and how tiny and fluffy this pup is all combines to make the perfect storm of cuteness!

We're in cuteness overload territory so be careful how many times you watch this vid!

Check out he video (above) to see the cutest pup ever eating a watermelon!

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