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Rebel Wilson Shows Off Her Huge Melons Onset Of Super Fun Night!

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Rebel Wilson made us wanna spill our seeds as she looked positively titillating sporting two halves of a watermelon for a bra!

Rebel was shooting a luau sequence for her show Super Fun Night, and in a swimsuit like that, you know her character is getting lei'd!

However, Rebel wasn't the only one looking boobalicious onset. Ashley Tisdale's breasts got milk…coconut milk, that is, seeing how her bra was made up of some of the seed's lovely, husky shell!

Ashley, who play's Rebel's sister on the show, tweeted about the experience:

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Fruit-Thieving Scum Resort To 150 Pound Watermelon Theft

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When was the last time you saw a 150 pound watermelon?

NEVER! That's how rare they are, and that's why the one that was stolen from prize-winning Maryland gardener Bradley Northcote was valued at $1,500!!

Why would anyone ever want to steal something like that, other than to eat it? It's not like you can sell it for the $1,500 — it's a giant watermelon. Someone will notice!

The delicious heist happened after 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, and was removed from Northcote's 4.5 acre yard in Street, Md. You bet your asses the cops are

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Impossicute Dog Eats Watermelon!

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Ahhh! This is so cuteeeeee!!

It's literally just a pomeranian eating watermelon…

But do you need anything else??

Maybe more watermelon so this little cutie can keep being just so super ADORBZ!

The haircut, plus those big eyes and how tiny and fluffy this pup is all combines to make the perfect storm of cuteness!

We're in cuteness overload territory so be careful how many times you watch this vid!

Check out he video (above) to see the cutest pup ever eating a watermelon!

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Watermelon Oreos Sound Awful Despite Positive Reviews!

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Oreo simply does not give a flying fuzz whether or not a new flavor of theirs sounds disgusting — they're going to go ahead with it anyway, and still spend money on making it available!

Last year it was the Candy Corn Oreo that had everyone dry heaving after just thinking about it, and now it's the bizarre WATERMELON flavor that has everyone reaching for a trash can instead of their wallets… even though the reviews coming in have been mostly positive!

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Pet Kitty's Cries Stifled By Delicious Watermelon!!!

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This is just too adorable!!!

A pet kitty named Pancake is placed on a high table, and immediately starts freaking out because presumably he can't get down!

He is just a kitten after all!

But when he notices that a juicy watermelon has been placed on the table - he realizes what he's meant to do.

He's meant to eat it!!! Just eat it!!!

Which he does!!!

Check it out all by watching the amazing video (above) !!!

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