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But don't get your hopes up. It's more than likely not going to happen for a really, really long time.

Today was the massive London premiere for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2. Trafalgar Square was crawling with Potter fans, many of which had been waiting there for three days to secure a spot on the red carpet to see their favorite wizards and witches one last time.

Besides the core three of the flick, the woman behind it all made a triumphant appearance at the premiere. Moments after Daniel Radcliffe arrived (Did you see his face when he saw the crowd? Priceless!), J.K. Rowling arrived and immediately offered her thanks to the millions of fans worldwide that have made Harry Potter the phenomenon that it is. She was then asked the million dollar question - will there be more Harry Potter books? The answer, while vague, was still promising. She said:

Tags: book, harry potter and the deathly hallows, jk rowling, never say never, red carpet, we die

Psh. It's not called a relapse anymore when you're doing it every day!

David Hasselhoff is speaking out about his alcoholism, and seems to have forgotten all the times we've seen him drunk when he claims to have been sober!

He says:

"Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. I am a recovering alcoholic. I knew as soon as I went into rehab, my reputation would be ruined. Things used to be different back then. If you asked for help you lost your good standing. Back then all the celebrities smoked and drank. Just think of Richard Burton or Humphrey Bogart. No one questioned them. Consumption used to be acceptable."

Sorry, Hoff, Humphrey Bogart and Richard Burton are the last people that come to mind when we think of you! And we doubt being an incomprehensible drunk was EVER acceptable, it may just have been more hush-hush!

In other, more interesting has-been news, the former Baywatch-er apparrently plans to move to an area of Germany that should be more prone to welcoming him than we would - an agricultural farm close to Kassel that's named HASSELHOF!

That's right, The Hoff is trying to learn about his ancestry, and had the brilliant notion that it may have started there!

A local man, Hermann-Josef Kaiser, says:

"If he wants to do some research here, he's absolutely welcome. I can provide him with a flat so he can do his research in peace and quiet. We would let him a hectare of land."

WTF??!

How crazy and AMAZEBALLS would it be if the Hoff left all of the glitz and booze glam of Hollywood behind to become a full-time farmer in Germany??

LOLZ! Do it!!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: alcoholic, ancestry, baywatch, david hasselhoff, drunk, farmland, germany, hasselhof, hermann-josef kaiser, humphrey bogart, kassel, rehab, relapse, richard burton, we die, wtf