And at 9 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect, who wouldn't? Ha!
Jonah Falcon is a New York-based actor and also happens to unofficially have the world's biggest dong, which could very well be official if the Guinness Book of World Records would agree to come over and measure it.
His gift from the gods has been the subject of an HBO documentary and plenty of talk shows, but most recently, was the reason for an unnecessary TSA search at the San Francisco International Airport.
In an interview after the July 9 incident, Falcon said that one guard in particular felt threatened by his "very noticeable" bulge, to which he replied: