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Showtime Releases Explosive Homeland Season 3 Trailer!

Filed under: TV NewsClaire Danes

Claire Danes does the two things she does best in the new trailer for the third season of Homeland: brilliantly act and bawl so hard m*therf*ckers wanna find her…then interrogate her, and probably waterboard her after that.

Well, she DOES work for the CIA in the series…

Things we see in this trailer include hairless fugitive Brody looking a little worse for wear, Dana taking a nude selfie a la Anthony Weiner/Vanessa Hudgens (maybe she's sending to Zac Efron!), Carrie and Saul testifying in front of a Senate investigation, and of course, Carrie crying a whole bunch!

Well, we want to cry too because the trailer looks so good!

It's so exciting that it's almost showtime for Showtime's captivating drama again! Didn't it feel like yesterday our world was rocked by the season 2 finale? No, you're, it's felt excruciatingly long since then.

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Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie

Filed under: Photos!

Chris Hemsworth

Some actors tease us with their rear-end or partial nudity.

Others refuse to lose the undies.

And we're tired and not gonna take it anymore!! We want the peen!!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Actors Who Should Show Their Peen In A Movie"

[Image via WENN.]

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Bieber Weinergate Part Two: Justin Bieber's Dad's Naked Pics Being Shopped Around!

Filed under: Oops!Etc.Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Dad Naked Pictures

Oh shiz!

Sounds like there’s another Bieber weiner scandal!

Beliebers, don’t get your hopes up TOO high, though — this time, the scandal is centered around Justin Bieber’s DAD!

Looks like Jeremy Bieber took some XXX-rated pics back in the day and they’re currently being shopped around!

A source revealed:

"Jeremy was purposely posing in all the photos, and he's completely naked showing full-frontal. They look like they were taken for a Playgirl-type magazine or something."

Oh boy… we can only imagine, LOLz!

Though there’s no word yet on whether or not the pics have been sold, we’re sure the Biebs isn’t too thrilled about it!

Talk about awkward!! Could JB's dad be the most eligible DILF?!

Guess we'll have to wait and see! Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

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Does Finger Length Determine Penis Size?

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueScience!

finger penis size

By golly! They've done it!

Scientists in Korea may have FINALLY found a physical indicator that shows how big a man's weiner is…just by looking at his fingers! Ha!

After studying 144 anesthetized men over the age of 20, researchers believe the ratio of the length of a man's index finger to that of his ring finger on his right hand will determine whether he has a larger or smaller penis.

Results of the study, which measured the difference in length between the fingers — then measured the "stretched" penis size of the men — have shown that the smaller the index finger is to the ring finger, the bigger the bipper!

Whether or not this study is actually physically accurate, these Korean researchers can at least say, "MADE YOU LOOK", to every male in the world! LOLz!

[Image via AP Images.]

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Weiner Submits Resignation, Leaves Office Tomorrow!

Filed under: PolitikSad SadJane LynchFacebook

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If you've still got any more Weiner jokes, you'd better get them out of your system today, because starting tomorrow they won't be pertinent anymore.

Last week, Rep. Anthony Weiner announced his resignation, and got heckled by some members of the crowd.

Now, it's all over. Weiner has submitted his resignation in writing (above) and starting midnight on Tuesday, he's officially out!

Don't worry though, Anthony! Memories last a lifetime! We'll never forget that photo of you in drag…or Bill Maher & Jane Lynch's readings of your dirty Facebook messages…and of course the wonderful news that you're having a BABY WEINER!

Yes, the past few weeks have really been something, haven't they?

We hope everything works out all right for you, Weiner. If for no other reason than for the sake of your baby!

Do U have any final thoughts on Weiner, as he gets ready to leave office?

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Educational HIGHlarious Sex Scandal Song

Filed under: Silly!Jimmy KimmelTwitter

Anthony Weiner may have rocked the Twitter community and subsequently the rest of America with his infamous weiner pic, but he's not the first politician to engage in a good ol' fashioned sex scandal!

Now with the word "weiner" printed on every major news source around, this may be a good time to explain to your children what a sex scandal is and why they will be seeing them affect our political system for years to come.

Luckily, the folks over at Jimmy Kimmel Live have made this catchy and educational Schoolhouse Rock style music video to effectively teach your young ones all about a sex scandal in hopes they will one day AVOID one!

Check out the Pursuit of Happenis above, but we were kind of just kidding about actually showing this to your kids. LOLz!

Enjoy!

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Barbara Walters Is Impressed By Weiner's Weiner Pics

While the majority of the girls on The View have agreed that Anthony Weiner should resign after sending a picture of his weiner to another woman, Barbara Walters took a moment to share her thoughts on the scandal yesterday.

Not only does she NOT think Congressman Weiner should resign, but she revealed toward the end of the discussion that she thinks the x-rated pic of his…member…is rather flattering! LOLz!

Uh-oh! We hope the congressman didn't hear that or Barbara may have a NEW weiner pic waiting for her in her Facebook message inbox!

We hope we're the first people she calls if he strikes again! Ha!

We're only kidding, but we don't think Barbara Walter's was when a freudian slip revealed what she REALLY thinks about Anthony Weiner!

Check out the video above to hear what Barbara's opinion on the situation and don't skip out before the best part at the end!

Do U agree with Barbara?

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