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Octo-Mom Is BACK On Welfare

Uh oh!

Someone is back on welfare and her name is Octo-Mom!!!

We thought she had made some cash money for pleasuring herself on camera, but apparently it was not enough since bird is the word that she's needing the government assistance–AGAIN.

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J.K. Rowling Chats Up Jon Stewart About Welfare And The Casual Vacancy

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J.K. Rowling is a welfare success story.

She lived on government assistance for years as a single mother before Harry Potter made her a billionaire and she seems pretty damn grateful for those benefits.

In fact, the successful author revealed (above) she pays "a lot of tax" on her fortune to the English government, but doesn't mind! She actually feels indebted to the system that provided for her and her child when nobody else would and told Jon Stewart:

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Despite Bankruptcy, Octo-Mom Is Paying $500 A Year For Gym Membership

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It looks like someone didn't pay attention in elementary school when they learned about the difference between a need and a want.

Octo-Mom filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy on Monday, which is the most serious form of bankruptcy and basically means she is flat broke. The same day, however, she was seen strolling to the Total Woman Gym & Day Spa — a membership that costs her over $500 a year!

Listen, we understand the importance of working out, but not at the expense of your children's well being! Even with a monthly check for $2,000 from the the state of California, Nadya Suleman is about to lose the house that she and her 14 kids call home.

Exercise is essential for a healthy life, but there is no need to spend money you don't have on a fancy gym.

Go for a run outside, do push-ups in your living room or crunches on the floor. Whatever you do, don't spend your next mortgage payment on a gym membership!

Octo-Mom may not have a home next week, but at least her gym has a daycare center. They keep kids overnight, right?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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Brazilian Blowout Offers Octo-Mom Free Services

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The folks at Brazilian Blowout were none too pleased when they found out Octo-Mom was shelling out $520 to get her hair did, especially now that she's receiving $2000/mo from the government.

So, in light of the recent controversy, the California-based company is turning a negative into a positive and offering Nadya Suleman free future hair services

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Octo-Mom Is On Welfare!

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Did anyone NOT see this coming?

Although she swore in 2010 she would never have to, as it would make her a "a self-fulfilling prophecy," the inevitable has happened for Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman - she has gone onto welfare!

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