Oh hell, here we go again.
Gwyneth Paltrow has taught us how to steam vajayjays and "consciously uncouple," in addition to selling us some of the most incomprehensibly weird and expensive items EVER, and now she's got our health on her mind.
The actress and Goop founder has just announced the release of Goop Wellness, a monthly multi-vitamin regimen that promises to make women feel less tired and more productive in their lives. She cares, people!
The vitamins are given wacky names like, "Why Am I So Effing Tired?" "The Mother Load," "High School Genes," and "Balls In The Air," and cost $90 for a monthly pack and $240 for a three-month pack.
These supplements were also rigorously vetted and formulated by actual doctors, so you know they're legit. Or they should be anyway.
Per the website: