This guy's criminal alter ego would totally be named Magic Mike!
A Delaware man by the name of Darren Staats was arrested after he reportedly stripped down naked, got on top of an SUV, and taunted police because, let's be real, what else is there to do in Delaware? We kid!
He was taken in on suspicion of drug use, as it is believed he was on the drug Wet, or PCP, as hopped on top of a car with a woman and her child in it! Ah, that's our nightmare personified! A man on top of our car!
So, Darren apparently started
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