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12-Person Brawl Erupts On Plane Mid-Flight!

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What the eff?! This is the last thing people should be worrying about when they fly!

A Barbados-bound Virgin Atlantic flight descended into mass chaos after a fight broke out between some of its passengers, leaving one woman in a sling and another with a black eye!

During the eight hour trip from Gatwick airport, one group began celebrating "something special" about halfway through, and got into a fight with another passenger when she claimed that they were swearing in front of her child!

According to passenger Elsa Brandford:

"It was unbelievable, it was like something out of a movie. I was looking at it and wondering if I was still watching my in-flight movie. There was about five minutes of shouting while people gathered around and before I knew it they were throwing punches and jumping on each other. Most of the people involved were sitting in that area and just standing on their seats while throwing punches. It was vicious. It was frightening. There were punches going off in all directions…People came round to try to split them up and about half an hour later they had it under control."

Holy shiz! Insanity!

After the resolution, all passengers were ordered to stay in their seats for the remainder of the flight, and police met the plane upon its arrival in Barbados.

Good lord! What is wrong with people?!

And we think that woman concerned about her child hearing swears would also have an opinion about physical altercations! Just saying!

Here's hoping that there were no more serious injuries, and that this can serve as a reminder for people to KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES!

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Lindsanity Using Rehab To Defer Jail Sentence!

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Excuses, excuses!

Now that Lindsanity LOLhan has check herself back into rehab, sources close to hard-pAArtying wacktress claim that she's hoping that Judge Fox will let her defer her jail sentence, so she can get a full 45 days of treatment instead of being thrown back behind bars!

The insider confirms:

"Lindsay is still being assessed by her treatment team but the team is saying that she should spend at least 45 days getting in-patient treatment. It's going to take her body at least 30 days to get the substances out of her system. Her body needs to do a lot of healing, and the doctors want to treat her after the remnants of the drug use have left her body. The real work begins after that has occurred, and that is when progress begins to happen. Lindsay is required to be at the hearing. She will be there. She will be escorted by at least one person from the rehab facility to make sure she doesn't stray. It's likely that a member of Lindsay's treatment team will also be called to testify. At that point, if Lindsay is making improvements, Lindsay's team would ask Judge Fox to not put her in jail at all, or defer her sentence until she is finished with her in-patient treatment. The fact is jail doesn't scare Lindsay. Before she did her time earlier this summer, she was petrified. Having spent time behind bars, it doesn't have that effect on her. Jail isn't a deterrent for her, period."

And blah blah blah blah blah.

It's the same old coked out song and dance!

We don't even know why anybody is bothering at this point - this girl is going to whatever the eff she wants to, regardless of the consequences.

It doesn't matter how long she's in jail OR rehab.

Such a lost cause. So sad.

Thoughts??

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Georgia Rule Director Comments On The Lindsanity!

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Everyone's weighing in on the Lindsanity!

The latest to comment on the hard-pAArtying wacktress' most recent legal mess is the director of Georgia Rule, Garry Marshall, who should know all about her drunk ass shenanigans from the written bitch-slapping the head of the Morgan Creek, James G. Robinson, gave her while the flick was in production!

Marshall says:

"[Lindsay and I] had a good time… I feel bad that she's going through all this and I hope she gets it together. She's gotta go through the process. She said she thought she was good, she slipped, she's back and forth, but you know, she's got a great heart, and as soon as she gets situated where she can change, this is what we need. I am not a psychiatrist, I'm a film director - which is part psychiatrist, mind you… I got to know her - she's young and going through the Hollywood process of being in front of everybody and all the media, and that affects you. I hope she can come out of it, because she's really, really talented. [She's] really a good actress. So I hope she doesn't waste this gift that she was given."

Yeah - we would have agreed with him, if this were still 2007, but we think it's pretty clear at this point that gurl is a lost cause, and has no chance of EVER getting her career - or sobriety - under control again!

You've BLOWN IT, bb! Just like all of that coke you won't be able to afford soon!

Congratulations!

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ASSlee Is Not Abandoning Music Career! Coming Back As A "Folk" Artist!

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ASSlee Simpson has been keeping a pretty low-profile since she got her ass fired from Melrose Place, and we've been wondering what exactly her next inspired career move would be!

Luckily, we will not have to speculate anymore, because gurlfriend is dusting off that 'music' career she left for dead a few years back and trying her hand at - GET THIS - a folk album!

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Check out this little snippet from Paper Magazine:

Do you know the direction of the forthcoming record?
I do, I do. I see the light. But I'm definitely not spilling the beans just yet. It's definitely a bit folky.

Way more folky than "Pieces of Me"?
It had that feel, but I'm really going for it this time!

Well, "LaLa" and "Outta My Head" were pretty major.
Well, I'm always a kooky person, so you're not going to lose that. But for me, there's an era of music that I miss and I wanna make that kind of music. The songs that we need to hear.

Yes, yes, and YES!

This is hilariously wonderful and bad news!

And just so we're clear, bb. You understand that folk usually means just you and a guitar. That shiz is harder to fake perfect. We hope you know that!

What do U think?? Are U excited for a brand new musical endeavor from Ashlee??

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