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Jerusalem Homophobes Try To Bring Donkeys To Pride

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Leave the donkeys alone!!

To demonstrate the "bestial" nature of homosexuality, a group of right-wing protesters attempted to bring a donkey convoy to Thursday's Jerusalem Pride Parade. Thankfully they were stopped by police outside the city limits.

Four donkeys and dozens of right-wing protesters tried unsuccessfully to reach the Pride Parade, where 7,000 people are expected.

We're sure the donkeys were disappointed they had to miss out on the fabulousness!! Maybe next year - if you get some cooler friends.

An ultra-Orthodox protest will take place in the Jerusalem neighborhood of Mea Sharim, but no protests are allowed along the parade route.

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Children Forced To Crush Animals To Death

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SICK PEOPLE!

SICK SICK PEOPLE!

After a year-long investigation by PETA Asia-Pacific and the National Bureau of Investigations, police have now charged a Philippine couple with cruelty to animals and other crimes related to producing a series of pornographic videos in which young girls torture and kill animals.

WARNING: Graphic descriptions follow

The "crush" videos that the Ridons are believed to have produced show scantily clad 12-year-old girls as they stomp on live animals, a rabbit as he or she is skinned alive, other rabbits as they scream while their ears are cut off and they are set on fire, a dog as he or she is burned with a clothes iron, and a monkey who was repeatedly hit in the eye with the sharp end of a stiletto heel. There is more, including puppies crushed until they vomited their own internal organs. A bill currently in the Philippine Senate would criminalize the sale of such "crush videos," already illegal in the U.S. and other countries.

Faced with the charges, suspects Dorma and Vic Ridon have fled. Warrants have been issued for them.

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Camels Are Assholes

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HA!

This promo for ABC's newest competition reality show, Expedition Impossible, makes camels look mean as hell!

These camels are being so bitchy they make the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger look like the kind of friend that would pick you up from the dentist after you had a root canal.

If you like what you see check out the premiere of Expedition Impossible this Thursday.

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UPDATE: Dog Was NOT Sentenced To 'Death By Stoning'

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Dog Sentenced To 'Death By Stoning' In Jerusalem

IT'S NOT TRUE!

Late last week, international headlines were made with the sensational story of a dog being stoned in a Rabbinic court in Jerusalem after a judge realized it was a deceased lawyer reincarnated. Apparently, the story wasn't true.

The Israeli newspaper that first reported the story, Maariv, has issueed a retraction statement saying:

"We published an item headlined 'Meah Shearim: A Bet Din (religious court) instructed that a dog be stoned.' In the article it was reported that a complaint was made to the police by the Israeli animal protection society against the Rabbinical Court for Monetary Matters in Jerusalem. According to Rabbi Yehoshua Levin, workers from the municipal authority collected the dog from the court. The headline of the article did not reflect the full story and we apologize to the court and its members for the distress caused.

There is no basis for stoning dogs or any other animal in the Jewish religion, not since the days of the Temple or Abraham. The female dog found a seat in the corner of the court. And the children were delighted by it; there were hundreds outside the court. They are used to seeing stray cats but most have never seen a dog before."

Ok, it's not true we can move on — wait!!! Why haven't they seen dogs before???

Why aren't there dogs in Jerusalem?

This only leads to more questions.

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Ke$ha Defends Her Butt Feather Love

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Ke$ha's Defends Her Butt Feather Love

Wake up (after you brush your teeth with whisky) take some responsibility!!

Ke$ha can take FULL credit for becoming one of the leaders of the feather hair extension craze that have become as popular at salons as gossipy gay hairdressers - but she doesn't want everyone to peg her as the source for roosters that die after their plumage is plucked.

While stylists scour their nearest fish bait shops for these specific hard-to-find feathers (the long, skinny black-and-white striped feathers called "grizzly saddle"), farmers can't keep up with demand.

One farm harvests about 1,500 birds a week and can barely keep up with its current orders, boosting the price of the plumes (from the rooster's butt) up to nearly $500!

What's worse - the birds are killed before these feathers are removed.

Friday Ke$ha tried defending herself and her murderous feathery hair stuffs via twitter.

She said:

"I'm hearing about roosters that have been plucked and hurt or even killed for thier feathers…"

"I'd love to give u guys my own personal feather contact. she's totally animal friendly + recycles bones + feathers to make all my accessories."

"If u guys like feathers-try animal friendly pieces meet my friend Kate!"

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