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Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian, & Rihanna Just Got Run Over By Rashida Jones' 'Whore' Shaming Bus!

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The gloves are off!!!

In fact, much to Rashida Jones' dismay, most of the other clothes came off, too!

The Parks & Rec star is sick & tired of pop culture's biggest names flaunting so much skin!!! She took her angst out on Twitter this weekend and threw lots of our faves under the bus!!!

Rashida revealed:

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Greek Soccer Team Sponsored By Brothels!

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This is no joke. A Greek amateur soccer team is literally being partly funded by local brothels.

First off, let us say that in Greece, prostitution is legal.

That doesn't make this any less hilarious though.

The club's chairman said:

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Tiger Woods Moves Into An NYC Bachelor Pad!

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And we're sure the gold digging whores of Manhattan are knocking down the door!

Tiger Woods moved in to his new bachelor pad in downtown Manhattan over the weekend!

A witness saw Tiger "introducing himself as the new neighbor" in the building.

Well let the party begin!

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ARod And Cammy Try To Make Sure They Don't Eff Up Their Fling!

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HA! These two are so effing doomed!

While serial sluts daters Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz whore it up in Beantown, they're also actively trying to put some boundaries in place so their 'romance' doesn't collapse under the weight of its own douchery!

AKA ARod doesn't want Cammy to become a desperate clinger like Kate Hudson and go to all of his baseball games!

A source says:

"He doesn't want what happened to him and Kate to happen between him and Cameron. Kate was at every New York game and then some and even went to Alex's game practice. Things got too clingy too fast. Cameron is not really into baseball, so she wouldn't want to go to all the games. She's private, too. She has her own career going and she's not going to give that up for anyone. And, right now she's booked solid, so it works for the two of them. They are taking it slow. Neither one wants a commitment right now."

We give it another month TOPS.

Thoughts??

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Tiger Woods Needs Some New Material!

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It's been over six months now and Tiger Woods still has whores coming at him from every angle, giving away all of his dirty secrets.

Do you even rememeber this one, Woody?!

Cori Rist, an exotic dancer and one of Tiger's many,many,many, many mistresses, just landed herself an interview with Vanity Fair (go figure!) and revealed some interesting tidbits about their world-wind dirty sexcapades.

Cori recalls the first night she met Tiger. He hit on her using an old, "off-color" joke that she was stupid enough to fall for.

"What's this?" he'd asked, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. "A black guy taking off his condom."

Oh ha ha ha. Aren't you just the cleverest? How old are you again? 12?

According to Cori, that might be the case!

Though she describes the sex as "passionate — fireworks," she also told the magazine that afterward, Tiger liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons.

Another piece to ever-growing strange puzzle.

Well, at least everyone he screwed, literally and metaphorically, can rest easy knowing he isn't enjoying any post-coitus cereal these days. Though, he might still be watching cartoons - take the edge off.

You are way weird, Tiger.

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Tiger's Warm Welcome At The Masters

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Nobody cares he banged a bunch of whores — he's back to golf!

Tiger Woods received a thunderous round of applause and cheers as he walked on the fairways at the Augusta National Country Club during his practice round for the Masters. Tiger said:

"I didn't know what to expect with regards to reception, and, I tell you what, the galleries couldn't be nicer. I mean, it was just incredible. The encouragement I got . . . it blew me away, to be honest with you."

Well, he knows all about blowing! One of the locals said:

"The man's a Buddhist, and this is the Bible Belt. We forgive. This week, people in Augusta look at one thing — how well do you hit a white ball?"

How soon everyone forgets — but we bet wife Elin isn't on that bandwagon!

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Numbers On The Rise! Jesse James Has Another Mistress!

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Anyone wanna place bets on how close Jesse James will get to Tiger Woods' number? Anyone think he might even SURPASS it?!

God, we hope not!

This morning, yet another skanky waste of oxygen stepped forth to claim she had screwed Jesse James while he was with Sandra Bullock. While the other two, fine upstanding whores insisted on having actual relationships with the adulterer, Miz Brigitte Daguerre says there stuff was just a little fling.

The Los Angeles photographer claims Jesse hired her back in 2008 to do "styling work" for an upcoming photo shoot at his West Coast Choppers shop. Their fling only lasted about a year, with about 195 dirty texts sent between them. Apparantly, they are so graphic that only one leaked out for people to see, a message sent from Jesse to Brigitte saying, "I'll be your monkey."

More like a pig if you ask us.

Oh, and being the classy broad that she is, she claims that the pair only had sex four times, before her conscious got the better of her and she called it off.

Oh, only four times? Does somewhere in your twisted, slutty mind believe that that makes it okay?

Disgusting!

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