It's been over six months now and Tiger Woods still has whores coming at him from every angle, giving away all of his dirty secrets.
Do you even rememeber this one, Woody?!
Cori Rist, an exotic dancer and one of Tiger's many,many,many, many mistresses, just landed herself an interview with Vanity Fair (go figure!) and revealed some interesting tidbits about their world-wind dirty sexcapades.
Cori recalls the first night she met Tiger. He hit on her using an old, "off-color" joke that she was stupid enough to fall for.
"What's this?" he'd asked, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. "A black guy taking off his condom."
Oh ha ha ha. Aren't you just the cleverest? How old are you again? 12?
According to Cori, that might be the case!
Though she describes the sex as "passionate — fireworks," she also told the magazine that afterward, Tiger liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons.
Another piece to ever-growing strange puzzle.
Well, at least everyone he screwed, literally and metaphorically, can rest easy knowing he isn't enjoying any post-coitus cereal these days. Though, he might still be watching cartoons - take the edge off.
You are way weird, Tiger.
[Image via WENN.]
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