We've drank Colombian roast coffee before, but we can't say we've ever tasted Colombian roast rump, LOLz!!!
Modern Family starlet Sofia Vergara stiffened board-shorts across six continents this Saturday when the sensational seXXX symbol proudly uploaded pics of her perfect Pan-American poolside posterior!
No wars were waged that day and no crimes were committed, because the best and worst of men took the afternoon off to revel in the glory of Sofia's righteously round rear end!!!
We may not play for team vajayjay, but we still appreciate an amazingly impressive ass when we see one!
Hmm. We wonder if all this fanny-focus is part of her super-secret strategy to keep peeps from peeping at her 32F breasts! Ha!
See more stunning photos of Sofia (below)!
[Image via WhoSay/SofiaVergara.]