For his last night in the Windy City, Conan O'Brien wanted to get SUPER rude!
So, he sent the nicest of the nice, Jack McBrayer to go get a hot dog at Chicago's Wiener Circle, a restaurant famous for the verbal assault customers RECEIVE from the staff.
Poor, simple guy….LOLz!
After he was ruthlessly insulted, abused, and beaten by the employees, Jack went to Plan B.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!
Check out this ridick HIGHlariousness (above) as Triumph poops on everyone in Chi-town!