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Look at Channing, so brave on the Seven Seas!!

Channing Tatum, the sexiest stripper to ever thrust his penis in your face, took his super lucky wifey Jenna Dewan on a romantic, nautical excursion in Italy Saturday, during a brief respite from Magic Mike mania!

The loverly pair look like regular sea captains on the surf!

Oh how we wish we could have taken a wet and wild ride on with Channing and his lady fair!

Check out TONS of sea-sprayed snaps (below)!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Tags: boat, channing tatum, image, italy, lake, love, magic mike, romantic, vacation, water, wife, wifey

Uh oh, SOMEONE just got royally demoted!

It seems that Queen Elizabeth II has revised the Order of Precedence in the Royal Household to include Prince William's wifey, Kate Middleton!

So now, if Lady Kate is in the presence of ANY blood-line Princess - Princess Anne, Princess Alexandra, Princesses Beatrice, Princess Eugenie - and is not accompanied by her Prince, she must curtsy before the born Royals!

Ha! What seemingly silly, hierarchical, out-dated customs…

But who are we to question centuries of tradition.

Now curtsy before your Queen … of media!

Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: blood, court, house, kate middleton, prince, prince william, princess, queen, queen elizabeth, royals, silly, wife, wifey

You know you've made it when Lifetime wants to tell the world your story as only they can!

Lifetime is hoping to get the green light on their latest original movie venture, Fame Monster: The Lady Gaga Story. The biopic of our wifey is based off of the 2010 book Poker Face: The Rise And Rise Of Lady Gaga by Maureen Callahan and of course, GaGaloo's journey from Stefani Germanotta to mother monster.

Hmm. Wonder who they'll get to play GaGa? NO! WAIT! We wonder who they'll get to play PEREZ!

Maybe we should play ourselves?! HA!

No, really, someone send us a script. We're available.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: biopic, gaga, gagaloo, journey, lady gaga, lifetime, monster, mother monster, poker face, wifey

An inspiration, as always!

On Saturday, Lady GaGa will march in the gay pride parade in Rome's Circus Maximus, which marks the close of 2011 Euro Pride.

Here's what U.S. Ambassador to Italy David Thorne had to say about GaGa's involvement in the parade:

"[We are] very proud to have an Italian-American artist of her stature [come to the Italian capital.]"

More from Thorne about gay rights, in a quote from Hillary Clinton:

"Human rights are gay rights and gay rights are human rights.”

We couldn't agree more, and we're THRILLED to hear that our wifey is making the trek all the way out to Rome to rep for the gay community abroad!

EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: 2011 euro pride, abroad, circus maximus, david thorne, equal rights for all, gaga, gay pride parade, gay rights, human rights, italian american, rome, wifey

Holy shizz, guys!

The Little Monsters have amassed their horde over at Amazon.com with the news that they could get Lady GaGa's new album Born This Way for only 99¢!

Amazingly enough, they were so excited that they crashed their servers!

Officials have promised that everyone who has ordered one at that price point will get one, so no worries!

We're sure the servers will be up again soon! We'll keep you updated!

Dang, wifey! You're causing quite the stir!

Have U gotten a copy yet??

Tags: amazing, amazon, born this way, crash, gaga, lady gaga, little monsters, monster, new album, official, update, wife, wifey

WOWSA! Wifey is all types of unstoppable!!!

Forbes has released their annual Celebrity 100 list, and while Oprah Winfrey is generally a solid bet for the #1 spot, this year that honor has gone to Lady GaGa!

GaGa has earned the prestigious top spot on Forbes' list of powerful celebs for a variety of reasons, including:

- The $90 million she earned with her Monster's Ball tour
- 32 million Facebook fans
- 10 million Twitter followers
- Her extensive product line, including MAC makeup, Monster headphones, and Virgin mobile phones from her videos

The #2 spot on the list goes to, of course, Oprah.

Rounding out the top three is Justin Bieber, which should come as no big surprise. Just look at the sales of Never Say Never so far. Crazy!

Do U think GaGa deserves her spot at #1 on Forbes' Celebrity 100 List? Who do U think are currently the most powerful celebs?

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[Image via WENN.]

Tags: celebrity 100 list, forbes, monsters ball, never say never, number one, powerful, product line, top spot, unstoppable, wifey

OMG is it tomorrow yet?!?!?

Lady GaGa has made the A-MAZING announcement that tomorrow, Wednesday, her entire new album Born This Way will be streaming online!!!

Fans in the UK will be able to hear it in full at Metro.co.uk from 7 am GMT. Resourceful fans will surely find ways to listen to the stream from other parts of the world shortly thereafter!

We are SO pumped AND we know exactly what we'll be listening to tomorrow…all day…nonstop…without breaks…LOLz.

Thanks for this wonderful gift, wifey! SO exciting!!!

…Did we mention we're excited about this? Ha!

Tags: born this way, entire album, exciting, gaga, omg, online, streaming, wifey