Sometimes we wish we were a little schoolboy in England so Kate Middleton could possibly pay a visit to our school, at which point we would courteously ask if we could touch her baby bump, and maybe she would oblige.
It would be the defining moment of our hypothetical English schoolboy life!
The Duchess took herself and her precious royal cargo to the Willows Primary School in Manchester on Tuesday to launch a program to combat the damaging effects of drug and alcohol abuse on the country's young people.
Her Disney princess hair wafted gracefully in the breeze as she waved to her subjects.
Oh, to be so flaw-free.
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