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One Lady Would Do Anything For Love But She Won't Do That! Just Kidding She Totally DID Do That!

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The course of true love never did run smooth, especially if your boyfriend is in jail, and you want to be with him in jail, and how do you get into that jail?

A woman from Cedar Park, Texas, Alicia Walicke, decided that the easiest way to see her jailbird boy toy was to join him herself! She admitted to police that she stole a bottle of cheap wine from a gas station just so she could get arrested and see him.

Right, because there's absolutely no other way you can visit someone in jail!

Apparently, her boyfriend was arrested the same evening, and she thought it was her fault, and that by going to prison, she'd be making things right!

We don't know what you think, but these two sound like they'd have a 100% match percentage on OkCupid!

Never was there a story of more wino woe, than this of Alicia and her Romeo!

Alicia was released from jail after posting bail, but who knows if they got the chance to do some slamming in the slammer together!

We're really not sure if they'd get the same cell.

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RHOBH's Brandi Glanville Needs Help Naming Her Wine! Did She Drink Away All Her Ideas?

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We've all done it before. You're sitting there, pen in hand, pad in front of you, open bottle of wine in your other hand.

You're doodling, swigging wine, jotting down ideas, trying to come up with a name for your new Chardonnay. You scribble another name, "Winemazing," and toss the rest of the bottle down your gullet.

Cut to 3 bottles of wine later and you're a sobbing mess on the floor, surrounded by crumpled paper. The word "Chardonmazing" can barely be made out on one scribbled out scrap.

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These Homer & Marge Simpson Wine Bottles Are A Match Made In Booze Heaven!

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We doubt Homer Simpson will ever give up his beloved Duff beer, but these new artistic wine bottles might make him want to switch over to vino for a night!

Russian designer Constantin Bolimond created these AH-Mazingly awesome matching wine bottles that play off of the outfits usually worn by Homer and Marge on The Simpsons!

Bolimond styled his alcoholic artwork after

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Let's Get Crunk In Westeros! Game Of Thrones Wine Has Arrived & Your Favorite House Has Its Own Flavor!

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    Winter Wine is coming…

    And it's totally Game Of Thrones themed — poison not included!

    Sorry, Joffrey..too soon??

    The adult grape juice's brazilliant creators, Common Ventures, are releasing the GOT-themed wine in twelve varieties, just in time for the season 5 premiere!

    A spokesperson for the AH-Mazing line revealed the variety of delicious grapes included:

    "The reds are all associated with the houses that are head strong and robust. The whites on the other hand are more cunning, perceptive and mysterious."

    Houses Tyrell, Lannister, Stark, Greyjoy, Arryn, Martell, Baratheon, and Targaryen get their own strong flavors…

    While the Wildlings, White Walkers, Night's Watch, and Dothraki get lighter grapes!

    From Sauvignon Blanc and Chardonnay to Cabernet and Merlot — you'll be able to satisfy your alcoholic cravings, just like Tyrion, for about $20 buck a bottle!

    Here, here! Let's get drunk on The Wines Of Westeros and climb the wall!

    No, no. STILL a bad idea…

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Madonna Spotted In The Studio Chugging A Bottle Of Rosé! Her Third According To Diplo!

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Using some spirits to summon her creative muse!

Madonna was recently in the studio with producer Diplo, and the beat-maker used his Instagram to report on their progress!

Or rather — their lack of progress!!!

Apparently the two were having trouble getting anything done because Madonna just couldn't put down those rosé wine bottles. The ah-mazing singer was on her THIRD bottle by the time this pic occurred!

Here's what Diplo wrote

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Brad Pitt Explains How He's Able To Make Such Damn Good Wine!!! Find Out His Technique HERE!

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He may need to down a few bottles of his own wine after the week he's had!

But we were super interested to hear Brad Pitt talk about the award winning wine he makes at his Miraval Estate winery in Provence of France.

In fact his wine - the Côtes de Provence Rosé Mirava - was ranked the "best Rosé" in the world back in 2012, so you know he's doing something right!

Brad recently talked at length with Wine Spectator, and mentioned what he was thinking when he first ventured out into the wine business. He said

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George Clooney's Lake Cuomo Villa Broken Into! And What The Thieves Took Is Most Precious To George!

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Intruder alert! Stranger danger! Protect the wine at all costs!

An intruder has been arrested for allegedly scaling the walls of George Clooney's second home in Lake Cuomo, Italy, and even helped himself to his wine cellar.

No, it wasn't Steve Wynn, and thankfully George wasn't home.

After the intruder helped himself to a bottle, he tried breaking in through the main door, when a maid called the police. Unlike the wine he partook in, this isn't going to be a very good year for this burglar.

After the call was made, the trespasser was probably like "Damn, we're in a tight spot," because the military police arrived, and he threatened them with his bottle.

And in the match of armed military police vs. dude with a bottle, it looks like this thief lost! The 29-year-old Romanian man was arrested.

We're glad that nothing serious was stolen, and that hopefully this won't affect George's upcoming wedding plans!

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