No, you don't need to get your eyes checked. That is, in fact, Lily Allen.
It's hard to recognize her without a cigarette dangling from her hooker lipstick lips and two bottles of Jack Daniels resting comfortably in each of her talons, but that is her!
Yesterday, Lily sparked a lot of rumors when she strolled out onto the stage of the Barclaycard Wireless Festival, showered and everything. The biggest murmur being tossed around was that Lily might actually be sperminated by BF Sam Cooper. A pregnancy could explain why instead of her normal order of booze, smokes and self-loathing for performances, Lily performed a smoke-free show and drank only water!
Water! Bet her organs were thrilled too see that again!
Further fueling the rumor mill was her announcement that her performance yesterday was her last gig in London "for some time." She had earlier announced that she was retiring for five years so that she could be a mom.
Are we finally about to get into the retirement stage, bb???
If she is preggers, let's hope this cleaner lifestyle lasts way beyond the birth of her baby! We like what we see here! That other Illy was just a disgrace!