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The FBI Warns That CNN Might Be The Guardians Of Peace's Next Target Following The Sony Hack!!

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Here we go again!

After months of drama surrounding Sony and their hackers The Guardians of Peace, it seems as though another media outlet is about to experience some trouble.

According to an FBI report, CNN is the supposed next target of the GOP as they continue to threaten the entertainment industry!

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CNN Predicts The End Of Days! Reports An Asteroid Will Destroy Earth, Then Adds — Just Kidding!

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Oh CNN… what's happening over there??

LOLz, we like to tease those over at the world's oldest and most well-respected cable news network, but this time they really screwed the pooch!

Most folks celebrated the extra-long holiday weekend with delicious food, extra naps, and perhaps a frosty adult beverage, but avid readers of CNN.com were perhaps not quite so lucky!

That's because the online new outlet published a user-submitted article stating that a huge friggin' asteroid was headed straight for the Earth and there was a 49% chance mankind would be wiped out in approximately 27 years.

The story, which ran for over 24 hours, warned:

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Ron Burgundy Gets Praised & Blasted By CNN's Anchors! Watch The Sketch HERE!

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Don't act like you're not impressed, CNN!

In a HIGHlarious Funny or Die video, CNN anchors Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and Chris Cuomo sang Ron Burgundy's praises before dissing him hard!

Wolf had this to say about the journalistic giant played by Will Ferrell:

"Today he has the most awards of any anchor. Some of them, honestly, I think belong to me because they're literally mine. He just took them off my shelf right in front of me and acted like I didn't see it."

Meanwhile Anderson talked about how Ron had personal nicknames for the other anchors:

"He calls me Stoopy Andrews. It's not funny, it doesn't even sound like my name."

Uh oh, looks like there might be another News Team Fight! Be careful, Wolf, Anderson, and Chris…Brick Tamland is pretty lethal with a trident!

Ch-ch-check out the AHmazing sketch…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Jimmy Kimmel And The Oscars' BIGGEST Stars Battle The Sexpocalypse In Movie: The Movie 2V! Watch HERE!

First "Black Hitler" on an asteroid set to collide with Earth and now the Sexpocaylpse?!

Whatever is the world to do when it's being ravaged by the LUST we feel for sexy vampires, zombies, mummies AND leprechauns?!

Call Jimmy Kimmel and his band of A-list Hollywood talent to ca$h in on the success of Movie: The Movie with an even BIGGER, MORE INSPIRED sequel, appropriately titled Movie: The Move 2V, of course!

For the second year in a row, the late night talk show host has compiled a HIGHlarious "extended trailer" for what looks to be the best cinematic endeavor EVER undertaken, all the while drawing inspiration from certain Razzie-Award-winning sparkly vampire films, as well as Warm Bodies, The Avengers, Les Miserables (with breakdancing!), pretty much every Gerard Butler movie ever made…oh, and the game Jenga, of course!

Seriously! Who DOESN'T want to live in a world where Oprah Winfrey is President?!

Ch-ch-check out Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Bruno Mars, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum and even Wolf Blitzer put all the Award season nominees to SHAME (above)!

Oh! And don't worry!

Bryan Cranston, John Krasinski, Samuel L. Jackson, and ESPECIALLY Matt Damon all make GLORIOUS returns from the original!

Now say it with us:


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Kathy Griffin Wants To Get The Silver Fox Fired This Year During CNN's New Year's Eve Coverage!

Nobody brings in the New Year better than our equally beloved Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin!

Despite being fired pretty much every year from co-hosting the CNN coverage with the Silver Fox, the comedienne explained via Jimmy Kimmel Live that this year, her new goal is to get HIM fired - and also to give him a roofie and drunk-dial Wolf Blitzer (above)!

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.

What we wouldn't PAY to see this actually go down!

Well, except the firing part!

These two need to continue making, ahem, 'beautiful memories' every year, as far as we're concerned!


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