Seriously, we can't make this stuff up!
In a scene right out of a weird spin-off comic book, a woman dressed as The Incredible She-Hulk beat up a 17 year-old girl for unknown reasons outside of a McDonalds in York, England!
Police are on the lookout for the suspect who was wearing green body-paint and dyed red hair at the time of the unprovoked attack, which left the victim with a black eye and one hell of a story!
Tags: assault, comic books, england, mcdonalds, police, teenager, the incredible hulk, unprovoked, violence, wacky tacky and true, woman, york
We're not joking: there is a California woman accused of spiking orange juice bottles with a lethal level of rubbing alcohol, and restocking them for victims to drink!
Though, we're pretty sure you'd notice the taste was awful before you ingested the amount you needed to die. She didn't really think her cunning plan through, and now she's been CAUGHT!
Ramineh Behbehanian (above), 50, was arrested at her San Jose home on Monday night on charges of attempted murder and poisoning. She had two bottles of poisoned orange juice that she removed from her bag and put back on the chilled shelves right next to the register!
Tags: arrested, dangerous, orange juice, poisoned, rubbing alcohol, scary, starbucks, woman
At 21 years old, Mariam began growing facial hair due to a hormonal imbalance after giving birth.
For nearly thirty years she spent hours plucking all the hairs from her chin and upper lip. She says:
Tags: bearded lady, confident, dating, facial hair, sexy, woman
We can't imagine what would possess someone to do this?
A chihuahua named Vampiro was found abandoned in a pet store in Brooklyn.
When ASPCA Humane Law Enforcement Agents arrived, they found a six-year-old dog who looked barely alive.
Someone was obviously starving the poor thing!
Tags: arrested, brooklyn, messed up, starved chihuahua, woman, wtf
Well, this is very strange.
Shelia Stadler was very close with her guide dog. So close that before Shelia passed away from cancer, she requested her dog Toffee be euthanized and buried alongside her.
Here's what a person from the local animal hospital had to say:
Tags: buried, bury, cancer, dog, dogs, euthanized, grave, indiana, pet, pets, sad, woman
A women's basketball star in the NBA??
Mark Cuban, owner of the Mavericks, Shark Tank shark, and all around normal and decent dude (who happens to be filthy f***ing rich), has just said that he'd think about drafting Baylor's Brittney Griner! That would make her the first women's basketball player in the NBA and we think he should TOTALLY do it!
Here's what he said:
Tags: brittney griner, draft, inspiration, mark cuban, nba, wnba, woman
Scratch that, it is most likely his wife!
A man named William Baxter claims a cat "viciously attacked, bit and clawed" him, and he also claims the cat's owner Christine Bobak should have known the cat was dangerous, since it had attacked before.
Now how would William know of the cat's history?
Well, he may be married to the feline's owner!
Here's what the newspaper that initially reported the story had to say about it:
Tags: attacked, cat, hundred thousand dollars, man, sues, wife, woman