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Sorry, Pedro!

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What happened?!?

We're sad to hear that Pedro Almodovar's Broadway adaptation of Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown will be closing on Jan 2.

The play will be shutting down three weeks early, after a total of 30 previews and 69 performances.

Guess Pedro's top-notch filmmaking skills didn't translate well to the stage.

We give you credit for trying. Looking forward to more of your wonderful films!

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Idol Runner-Up Justin Guarini Heads To Broadway!

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We're happy to see he is getting some work, but Broadway is an Idol graveyard!

Let's hope his career doesn't die like some many others!

Justin Guarini, runner-up to Kelly Clarkson in the first American Idol, will star in the new Broadway musical Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.

The show goes up at Lincoln Center in November and Justin is performing alongside some Broadway heavyweights: Brian Stokes Mitchell, Sherie Rene Scott and last but certainly not least, the incomparable Patti LuPone!

With talent like that backing him up, maybe he'll be okay!

Congrats, Justin!

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Timberpussy's Lap Dog Heads To Broadway!

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Jessica Biel is making her Broadway debut. Vanessa Hudgens is starring in Rent.

How about we let Lindsay Lohan do a one woman version of West Side Story, since it is obvious legitmate theater is being MASSACRED!

Miz Biel is slated to star in the new Broadway musical Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown.

It will later be renamed "Audience Flees From Broadway Because of Nervous Breakdown."

The director of the original 1988 film, Pedro Almodovar, told reporters at Cannes this weekend that Jess has a great voice and “everyone connected with the production is excited about the choice.”

Puh-lease!!! Lying won't make this awful situation worse!

Stop trying to be more than you are - an adequate B-list actress! That is more than some people get!

Know your place!!!

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