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Tom Hanks Caught Smuggling A Gun Into Heathrow Airport! Well, Kind Of! See The Proof HERE!

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Ok, so, it wasn't so much Tom Hanks who tried smuggling a weapon into London's most popular airport as it was a character he voiced in movies!

In fact, while we're being 100% honest, we should admit the confiscated contraband wasn't technically even a weapon — it was a teeny tiny toy gun!

See, it all started when a dude named John Hazen recently tried to pass through Heathrow security — which is notoriously tighter than Zac Efron's clenched buttocks — with a Woody doll from Toy Story!

Unfortunately, the toy doll comes complete with an itsy-bitsy six-shooter and apparently even little guns are a big no-no on planes!

So those big meanies confiscated the fake gun!!!!!

Ch-ch-check out the shocking picture…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Toy Story's Woody Is A Bad Cowboy Getting Arrested For Sex Crimes In New York City!

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This gives Woody's round up a whole new meaning.

Toy Story impersonator José Vasquez was arrested last night for the alleged forcible touching and sex abuse of "numerous girls" in Times Square.

Ugh, just gross! If we find out he ever used the phrase "there's a snake in my boots," we hope an actual sheriff brings him to justice!

We hope the first thing police do is remove the "AИDY" from his boot heel! If all this is true, he doesn't deserve to be this toy! In fact, this guy should be Lightyears away from children.

SRSLY we've heard of the Naked Cowboy before, but this crosses the line!

[Image via Byron Smith/New York Post.]

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Matt Bomer Gives World The Best Family Halloween Picture…Ever!

Matt Bomer and family dress up as Toy Story and superheroes for Halloween

We definitely have a woody for this Woody!

Matt Bomer shared the most delightful picture during his recent appearance on Live With Kelly And Michael.

It was a picture of his family during a past Halloween with them all dressed up!

And even though Bomer's kids - Kit, Walker, and Henry - were obviously super adorable, it was the parents who caught our eye!

Matt was Toy Story's Woody Harrelson!!! And his luvah Simon Halls was Buzz Lightyear!

And they both looked so handsome! Not to mention their kids and their costumes were hella cute, too!

Bomer also mentioned how he and his family absolutely looooOOOooove Halloween — he said:

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Pixar Planning To Make Our Playtime Dreamz Come True With Toy Story 4?!

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Are Pixar and Disney just going to release an infinite number of Toy Story films… and beyond?!

We assumed that the third installment in the insanely popular animation franchise would be the FINAL Toy Story feature film, as the folks over at Pixar wrapped up that emotional package SO sweetly…

But rumor has it Disney & Pixar have decided to create a fourth flick, AND that all our favorite playtime buddiez — and their famous vocal counterparts — will return!!

We already knew the intimidating animation duo that shall now be known as Dixar (or Pixey if you prefer) planned on releasing Toy Story shorts for TV, but a whole other FILM?

How will Dixar find the time when they ALREADY have their movie projects planned for the next four years?!

Hmmmm… very intrigued!

Now, this IS only a rumor, so we'll keep our eyes and ears open for any OFFICIAL confirmation, but…

Do U want another Toy Story movie?

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Toy Story: Check Out The Shot-By-Shot Live Remake!!!!!

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Fact: One of the greatest movies of all time is Toy Story.

Fact: Two now-college students spent two years recreating the Pixar film shot-by-shot with only a shoe string budget and plenty of heart.

Fact: After they released their live action remake, the video went on to be seen by more than

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American Rower Gets Bronze Medal And Boner!

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The American men's rowing team was really excited about their bronze medals.

REALLLLLLY excited!

Let's play a game called "Find The Boner."

Find it yet?

Second guy from the left.

He apparently is claiming that it's just his (enormous) flaccid penis, facing upwards in his unisuit.

He has a reddit account and went on there to clarify, saying:

"I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

So there you go.

His penis just naturally faces upwards and is kinda huge when flaccid.

If it's true, congrats on the huge penis. If not, you got a boner on the Olympic medal stand, and that's still pretty awesome.

You should be proud. Let your flag fly!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Shocking! Toy Story 2 Almost Never Happened!

Whoa!!

We had no idea one of the highest grossing animated features of all-time almost never made it out of the gate!

When Pixar was nearly finished with Toy Story 2, a nameless employee accidentally tripped some sort of self-destruct sequence on the company’s hard drive and they lost HUGE chunks of data — which, in a computer generated film, is everything.

The files containing Woody and a few of the films most memorable sequences were inadvertently deleted and the company feared they lost over a year’s worth of work and millions of dollars.

In the video (above), the creative team recounts the strangely exhilarating tale of the film that almost never was.

As Buzz Lightyear would say:

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