There's only one man who could pull these two stars together — Woody Allen!
The Blue Jasmine director is known for his disparate casts, and more often than not the pairings work pretty well.
The as-yet-untitled flick — Woody traditionally keeps his movie deets close to the vest until release — will also team K-Stew with her Adventureland love interest Jesse Eisenberg.
We're guessing Jesse will be playing the traditional Woody Allen role — though it would be pretty amazing to see Bruce do it!
"Er, I don't mean to get pedantic… so I'll just shoot you instead." Cue explosions.
Yeah, we'd see that.
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