Whoa! Did you feel that great disturbance in the force?
No, the Death Star hasn't blown up any more planets; the force you felt was actually the lightsaber in our pants stiffening as we learned the latest Star Wars news!!!
J.J. Abrams' Episode VII finally found itself a released date: December 2015!
That's Wookiee for "we can't friggin' wait!"
According to several sources, there is a good chance the flick will hit theaters in December '15, which is significant because it would mark the first time in franchise history that a Star Wars movie premiered in a month other than May!
Hopefully there will be a role for Mark Hamill because Luke Skywalker is a cultural icon, and he really shouldn't be snaggin' smokes from ashtrays!
We'll all find out together in a just a shade over two years!
[Image via Lucasfilm.]