The end is nigh!
Coffee-mate, tired of wasting time, has decided to throw in their last bid to take over the world and there's nothing we can do about it — because it's going to work!
On Facebook, they've announced their new Coffee-mate flavors… and they couldn't have done it without the evil masterminds behind those seasonal cookies we're all addicted to: the Girl Scouts!
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Way to go, Google! This is an impressive move!
As a holiday bonus, Google's CEO Eric Schmidt has decided that the company will give all of its employees $1,000 cash (tax free) AND they'll be increasing salaries across the board by at least 10% starting January 1st!
As if that weren't enough, the company will also gives employees further raises equivalent to 1X each employee's target bonus for the year AND they'll be eligible for "merit increases" based on their performances.
Smart move, Google!
World domination Company success will be MUCH easier to attain when employee morale is high.
What do U think of Google's holiday gesture? Generous? Not enough? Too much?
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