WHAT DO WE WANT? Zac Efron!!
HOW DO WE WANT HIM? Fisting our butts!!!
Oh, hai perezilicious readers — we didn't even notice you over there!!!
This ongoing dispute between Joan Rivers and the striking writers of Fashion Police has us sooooo worked up that we almost want to stick it to The Man ourselves!!
Or, in Zefron's case, let the man stick it to us, LOLz!!
We told you Joan reached a settlement with the Writers Guild of America East, in which she vowed to stop writing her own material, but the show's striking writers are none too thrilled with the supposed resolution!
We have EXCLUSIVE! testimonial from one of them saying Joan isn't on their side at all. In fact, they allege she actively "undermined" their efforts to organize against E!.
The source said: