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Joel McHale In Spy Kids 4??

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He's blowing up!

Joel McHale, the host of The Soup and star of the HIGHlarious sitcom Community, has landed a part in Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids 4!

He'll allegedly portray Jessica Alba's husband, who is a spy-hunting reporter.

We honestly can't even believe that a fourth one of these things is being made, but at least they're securing a decent cast!

Even YESsica! She's not half bad, you know, when the content is of a lighter fare!

What do U think?? Are U excited for Spy Kids 4??

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"Don't Call Me Latina" Alba Is Back In Full-Force!

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Oh, here we go…

Yessica "Don't Call me Latina" Alba is FINALLY addressing why she hates her ethnicity and refuses to play Latin women in film, and we think it's a pretty LAME excuse!

She reveals:

"For me, I never wanted to reinforce any stereotypes about Latin women, and that was why I've shied away from Latin characters I've been offered. Most of them reinforced the stigmas. The women whom I grew up with are intelligent, strong women, and unless I read a woman being portrayed that way in a film, I didn't want to play it."

We think that we'll wash that little quotable down with a shot of BULLSHIT.

Whatevs. Hopefully playing this character in Machete helped her open her eyes to how ridiculous she is!

She should be teaching her kid to EMBRACE where she's from and the culture that comes with it!

But who are we kidding? She'll probably dye her hair back to blonde in like a week!

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YESsica Shares A Tender Moment With Honor

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While we're not her biggest fans, these pictures of YESsica Alba with her daughter Honor Marie are too cute!

Alba and her husband Cash Warren were snapped arriving at LAX with the baby in tow and she's getting so big!

Adorbs!

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Yessica Alba Saves The Day! Stops Crazy Person From Getting Plastic Surgery To Look Like Her!

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Look at you, doing good deeds, Yessica Alba!

The actress recently was able to dissuade a crazy person fan from getting plastic surgery to look like her!

The Chinese woman, named Xiaoqing, apparently was so devastated by a bad break-up that she wanted to surgerically make herself look like Alba, who is her ex-boyfriend's favorite actress!

But when that sour puss got wind of the story, her cold heart of ice melted and she said:

"I think you should never have to change yourself like that. If somebody loves you, they'll love you no matter what."

Apparently, this is all Xiaoqing wanted to hear, and she stopped plans for the cosmetic procedure.

She says:

"I think it's great that Jessica is so concerned about me. Her words also played an important role in my decision."

Gurl, you better check yourself! It shouldn't take the words of a famous stranger to keep you from going through with shiteous plans!

Thoughts??

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YESsica Plays With Dolls

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Jessica Alba tries her hand at modeling again in the summer issue of Genlux magazine.

She still sucks at it, but thankfully this time around the spread is far more inneresting than the last so you don't actually notice how terrible she is.

The spread is suppose to promote her upcoming film The Killer Inside Me. We're not too sure what posing with dolls has to do with it, but it's definitely creepy.

What do U think of the spread???

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YESsica Goes High Fashion For Elle Korea

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We hope she didn't quit her day job because her modeling sucks!

Jessica Alba and her HOrrendous extensions are striking all kinds of wonky poses for Elle Korea, making it difficult to look at the spread.

Girlfriend seriously needs to take some lessons from Tyra Banks and learn how to smize because that squinting is not attractive at all!

Luckily, the clothes are a nice distraction. Kind of.

What do U think???

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Yessica And Honor Get Festive

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Goodness gracious, would it KILL her to smile?? It's starting to rub off on her kid!!

Yessica Alba was spotted being her cheerful self while she did some last-minute Easter shopping Saturday with her daughter, Honor Marie!

Even that little cutie pie knows how to give those nasty paps the stare-down! We LOVE it!

We imagine that behind closed doors there's a lot of laughter and smiling in that house!

At least we hope there is!

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