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Hide Ya Kids, Hide Ya Wife! Octomom Is Dating Again!

Filed under: FamilyPerezcious Parenting

ATTEN: all single men! You're gonna wanna cancel all her online dating accounts NOW!

Nadya Suleman, is dating again, and it is SAD!

Usually we are all for single moms dating but, um… this is a special case.

We're not calling the Octomom crazy — but her dates are!

They all seem to have less than stellar reviews of the time they spent with her.

One of her dates was kind enough to say:

"She is one of the most interesting people I've ever met… probably do to her aspergers syndrome — or turrets."

How romantic!! LOLZ!

Watch the rest of the trainwrecks (above)!

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Babysitters Use 2-Year-Old As Decoy In Liquor Theft

Filed under: Sad Sad

Hey, that's not what babies are for!

Benjamin Sims and Danielle Howey are totally getting kicked out of the Babysitters Club — right after they're released from jail.

These two cooky kids adults managed to steal tons of booze by concealing it under a blanket under the child.

They would have gotten ways with it too if it wasn't for that pesky Scooby Doo security cameras!

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Corey Feldman Playboy Model Ex Demands Child Support

Corey Feldman Susannah Feldman wants child support

Looks like Corey Feldman is too cool to be responsible for his son!

Playboy model, Susannah Feldman, is having to force her ex-husband to pay child support for their 7-year-old son by filing a legal claim.

Really Corey? We're so disappointed!

Susannah is only asking that he pays $307 a month, provide health insurance for the child, and pay half of his medical expenses.

It may not seem like a whole lot — but that's the most she can ask for. But, according to the document filed with LA offices, Corey's income is only $1,387 a month.

Still, that is no excuse to be selfish!

[Image via WENN.]

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Tareq Salahi: My Wife Michaele Lost Everything Thanks To Prenup

Filed under: Legal MattersReality TV

Michaele Salahi Shouldn't have signed a prenup

Turns out, you can't have it all!

In fact, Michaele Salahi can't have anything thanks to that pesky prenup she signed.

The ex Real Housewife star has been acting happier than someone with an authentic invite to the White House since she left her husband, Tareq Salahi, for Journey's Neal Schon.

According to her ex husband

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Teen Orders Paintballs And Receives Porn, Sex Oils And Viagra

Filed under: Silly!

Teen ordered paintball gun parts, received Viagra: MyFoxBOSTON.com

This is a hard mystery to solve!

A 14-year-old boy in Massachusetts ordered paintballs, and a new barrel for his paintball gun off line.

When the package came — with the paintball store's logo on it — the teen found it filled with pornography, sex oils, and erectile dysfunction pills! Not cool paintball store!

The teen was totally upset (clearly, the only thing he has trouble shooting is paintballs)!

Is it an innocent mix up, or is this online "paintball" store a front??

Is this a mail problem or a male problem?

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Whitney ­Houston Got Sensual With Michael Jackson's Monkey Bubbles???

Filed under: MonkeyDisgusting!

Whitney ­Houston Got Sensual With Michael Jackson's Monkey, Bubbles

Poor Bubbles!!

In a documentary bout Michael Jackson that's set to premiere UK on October 24, documentarian David Gest remembers a the night Michael's famous monkey ­Bubbles took things to the next level with Whitney Houston.

He says:

“Whitney was having dinner with Michael at his Neverland home when she accidentally dropped her knife under the table. While Michael was retrieving it for her, Whitney felt her toes being sucked. She moaned, ‘Michael, is that you? Don’t stop. That’s so sensual’. Yet Michael’s head popped up and her toes were still being sucked. It turned out it was Bubbles.”

GROSS!

If there was ever a prefect example of why not to do drugs it's this girl!

[Image via WENN / Channel 4.]

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Hillbilly Handfishin' Animal Planet's New Show

Filed under: TV NewsFish

HA!!!

The fabulous and frigg'n ridiculous sport of noodling is finally coming to TV!!

It appears that in each episode some poor yuppy gets a taste of the redneck lifestyle by going through the paces of noodling catfish - led by authentic hillbillies!

Hillbilly Handfishin' premieres August 7th, 10PM EP on Animal Planet.

We. Can. Not. Wait.

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