Pepsi Says Mountain Dew Is So EXTEEEEEME That It Will Dissolve Mouse Carcasses

We're not so sure this is something to brag about, but they did it anyway!
There's this guy who's suing Pepsi because he claims to have found a dead mouse in his can of Mountain Dew. That's gross. That's gross even if it IS faked.
The thing is, Pepsi says that's not possible, because from the time of canning to the time of opening, that mouse carcass that he found would have been dissolved into a mousy goo — and not the relatively unharmed body that he claims to have found:
"The mouse would have dissolved in the soda had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day the plaintiff drank it."
MMMmmm! And people are putting gallons of this stuff in their bodies every year!
Yeah, it would suck to be sued for something like this, and it would suck for everyone to know that there might be mice in their drinks, but is it much better to tell people they're consuming mouse-dissolving-grade chemicals??
Yuck!
[Image via AP Images.]
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