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The Affair Kicks Off Season 2 With Some Full Frontal Male Nudity! Find Out Whose Peen You Could Have Seen!

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The Affair was one of the most critically acclaimed new shows this year, even winning a Golden Globe for Best Drama!

On Sunday night, the Showtime series returned for season 2 with even more drama, and a lot more peen!

Related: Twin Peaks' Log Lady Catherine Coulson Dead At Age 71

Season two finally introduces us to two more POVs — that means we'll get a lot closer to Helen (Maura Tierney) and Cole (Joshua Jackson)!


While we have to wait until episode two for Cole's, the second half of the premiere episode introduced Helen's POV — which started with a steamy bedroom scene!

Helen was hooking up with

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YUMMY! The St. Louis Cardinals Made Their Rookies Wear Speedos To The Airport!

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Best tradition EVER?!

Over the weekend, St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez took to Instagram to show his thousands of followers how the team hazes their rookies!

In the (above) pic, the MLB newbies wore skintight speedos to the airport!

Related: Trailblazer Jen Welter Is Appointed To The Cardinals!

The 24-year-old pro wrote:

"Hahahahaha #usssss #rookieday"

Normally we don't condone any kind of harassment or humiliation, but something tells us these studs didn't mind!

The sexy athletes accessorized their banana hammocks with calf-high socks, beanies, and sneakers!

Of course, the Missouri-based sports team aren't the only ones who make their players don crazy get-ups. The L.A. Dodgers and the Minnesota Twins also make their beginners do so as well!

Three strikes, you're hot!

[Image via Carlos Martinez/Instagram.]

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The Kid From Heavyweights Is Totally Hot Now — But Were The Years As Kind To These Other Child Stars Of The '90s??

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20 years ago, Heavyweights graced the big screen and became an instant summer movie classic!

And it looks like the years have been kind to Aaron Schwartz, who played Gerry in the camp comedy — because he is totally hot now!

The 34-year-old, who also played Karp in The Mighty Ducks, looks so unrecognizable that he actually had to reintroduce himself to his former on-screen dad Jeffrey Tambor when they recently ran into each other!

Check out more drool-worthy pictures of the actor (above)! And for more 90s stars all grown up…

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[Image via Disney/Instagram.]

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Jamie Dornan Makes A Sexy Splash At The Beach! Check Out His Beautiful Bod!

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Jamie Dornan's body be bangin'!

This could very well be the most skin we'll see from the Hollywood hottie before Fifty Shades Darker comes out — which isn't supposed to be until 2017 — so do yourself a favor and soak it all in!

The actor hit the beach in Spain on Monday, wearing nothing but brightly colored swim trunks and some shades, but you can't hide from us, Jamie!

Photo: See Matt Damon Filming Shirtless!

We just have to say we are SO glad there were cameras waiting to capture every delicious moment from his fun in the sun! At one point, he was even on his hands and knees in the sand.

And honestly, if that doesn't fill you with Fifty Shades of fantasies we aren't sure what will!

So, we decided to perform our civic duty and share this shirtless shot with the world. Because, really, what kind of monsters would we be if we didn't?

[Image via Cordon Press/AKM-GSI.]

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Ricky Martin Goes 50 Shades Of Grey For Nescafe! See The Steamy Spanish Commercial HERE!

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If this is Ricky Martin's audition for the 50 Shades Of Grey sequel — we totally approve!

The hunky singer recently appeared in a Nescafe commercial where he channeled his inner Jamie Dornan by playing a Christian Grey-eqsue type character!

Related: Win A Chance To See Ricky Martin LIVE On His One World Tour!

In the Spanish language ad, the 43-year-old asks an intern into his office as he looks out the window, paying homage to the iconic shot from the hit film!

He asks his dough-eyed intern:

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Naughty Pics Of Nick Jonas — For His 23rd Birthday!

Nick Jonas has the best body ever.

Nick Jonas has grown from an adorable boy band member to one hot adult man!

Seeing his shirtless bod is one of the most life-affirming things we've ever experienced!

What better way to celebrate his 23rd birthday than by looking at 17 glorious pics of Nick at his most naughty?

Enjoy the beauty of his gorgeous muscles and sexy face!

Happy birthday, Nick! Stay flawless!

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Jimmy Kimmel Solicits Johnny Depp To Have Sex With His Entire Studio Audience! See What Happens HERE!

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Johnny Depp loves his fans — and he's willing to prove it!

The Black Mass star stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about his upcoming crime drama where he plays real life gangster Whitey Bulger.

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But the interview started off with the host offering his guest one very indecent proposal!

After Kimmel noticed the audience became especially rowdy for the hunky actor, he asked Depp if he would be up for challenge to sleep with the entire "horny" audience, saying:

"I really think you could do it, I really think you could get through everybody."

We think if anyone has the stamina for that, it's Captain Jack Sparrow! LOLz!

See Depp's response in the clip (below) where he also admits he has NO idea the origin of his last name:

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