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Louis Plays With Balls! Niall Grips A Long Piece Of Wood! One Direction's Where We Are Rehearsal Pics Will Change Your Life!

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Ooh! Ahh! Meep! Give us a moment, we're swooning, LOLz!!

OK, all better now!

If you're a Directioner, or if you know any Directioners, or if you accidentally typed "Need directioners to the Olive Garden" into your smartphone, then you're well aware that 1D is about to embark on a huge-ass world tour!

In what promises to be the most grandiose global trek the world has seen since Marco Polo returned from the Far East with spices, silks, and a fun backyard pool game, One Direction's Where We Are tour kicks off later this month in South America!!!

Their first gig is in Colombia less than three weeks from now, so you can bet your Bogota-made boots that they've already started rehearsing!

See a few fab pics of all of your favorites…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Boner Alert! William H. Macy's Beach Body Is SHOCKINGLY Tight! He Must Be Doing Something Right!

William H. Macy is like seriously shockingly jacked! Like seriously, he's super fit, we had no idea!!

William H. Macy is an absolutely incredible actor. He's so talented, we're always mesmerized by him on the screen.

But this time was different… this was unexpected. He was at the beach in Kauai, a beautiful Hawaiian island, and we were mesmerized by his body!!

He was just relaxing on the beach, playing in the sun and sand with

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Zac Efron Bares His Arms Out In Hollywood All While Looking Like Perfection!

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Looking good boo boo!

Life goes on as usual for this seXXXy certified hottie!

A few days after his scary incident with a couple of bums on Skid Row, Zac Efron was spotted out shopping at Guitar Center in Hollywood on Thursday afternoon!

The That Awkward Moment star obvi looks perf as usual as he walked down the street with his AH-Mazing arms flexed for all to see!

Sigh, we could just look at him all day!!

Hope you found the best guitar money could buy, Zefron! We'll be waiting for you to come serenade us. ;)

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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Shirtless Celeb Showdown: Chris Hemsworth Vs. Ian Somerhalder In The Semi-Finals! Vote HERE!

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And. Then. There. Were. Four.

We've reached the semi-finals in our Shirtless Celebrity Showdown, but our final four super seXXXy competitors are about to face their toughest challenges yet!

Left: Marvel roles or no, Chris Hemsworth really is blessed with the body of a God and we aren't too surprised that he made it so far. Still, he shouldn't sleep on the nightwalker…

Right:Few might have predicted that the fabulously fine Ian Somerhalder would make it all the way into the semi-finals, but his fan base is fiercely loyal and continue to turn out in droves! But is his hammer bigger than Thor's?!

As much as we'd love to see both marvelous men succeed, only one stud can saunter through to the finals!

YOU tell us who it should be…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Shirtless Celeb Showdown: Chris Evans Vs. Joe Manganiello In The Semi-Finals! Vote HERE!

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And. Then. There. Were. Four.

We've reached the semi-finals in our Shirtless Celebrity Showdown, but our final four super seXXXy competitors are about to face their toughest challenges yet!

Left: With The Winter Soldier premiering TODAY, Chris Evans' super-heroic hot bod is certainly on everybody's mind. Will it be enough to send his spandex wearing ass into the finals?

Right: Whether Joe Manganiello digging for bone sin our backyard as a werewolf or swinging his shadow peen in our face as a male stripper, one thing is for certain — he is one of the hottest dudes alive. But can he beat Captain America?!

That's up to you!

YOU tell us who should advance…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Olympian Greg Rutherford Gets Totally Naked For Cosmo! See This SeXXXy Redhead In All His Muscular Glory HERE!

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Raise your hand if you’re an Olympic athlete!

Damn it, we were hoping to trick Greg Rutherford into removing his carefully covering hands from hiding his gold medal manhood!

But hey, we’ll take all the skin he’s showing too!

Hot dayum boy!

This sexy British long jumper jumped out of his clothes for Cosmo this month! The 2012 London Olympic champion took part in the mag’s May edition to

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Juicy! Theo James Shows Off His Hotness With Shailene Woodley At Their Divergent Photo Call After Being Caught Sneaking Out Of Their Hotel!

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Is anyone else's favorite part of the Divergent press tour Theo James?

Because he is definitely ours! Just look at that face!

The god-like hottie that is Theo appeared at the photo call with his co-star Shailene Woodley and their director Neil Burger (below)!

The trio were all smiles as they posed for the press, but it seemed earlier the two stars were caught by the paps sneaking out of their hotel in Berlin!

We wonder where they were sneaking off to?

Maybe another Divergent related thing! Ooooh maybe they made Shailene go get a manicure cause she totally needs one!

That OR they were just going off to let loose and party for a bit! They HAVE been working hard to promote their movie!

They totes deserve some fun!

[Image via PacificCoastNews.]

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