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Sela Ward Officially Replaces Melina Whothehellknowshowtospellthat on CSI:NY!

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Look how quickly and easily she was replaced! We bet she's kicking herself now!

Now that Melina Kanakaredes has quit her only chance at relevancy CSI: New York, producers have seamlessly segued into securing her replacement with the lovely Miz Sela Ward!

Showrunner Pam Veasey made the official announcement today, saying:

"We are delighted to have Sela joining CSI: NY. With the exciting stories planned for Season 7, she'll be a dynamic addition to the cast and the team."

She'll be joining Gary Sinise as an investigator transferred over from Washington, D.C.. No word on how Melina Whateverherlastnameis is getting the boot, but we're sure they'll just have her ass killed off! Or maybe she'll be 'transferred' to a different department!

That seems to be how most of the casting changes go on shows like this! LOLs!

We don't know about you, but we're pretty content with the switch!

What do U think about Melina's replacement??

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Crackheads Together! Jeremy London's Wife Joins Him At Celebrity Rehab!

Filed under: DrugsZ ListSad SadReality TV

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Oh, good.

We’re sure these two morons will be GREAT influences on each other during the recovery process!

We reported earlier that z-list crackhead Jeremy London will be joining the cast of Celebrity Rehab to famewhore what’s left of his career to seek treatment for his substance abuse problems, but now it’s been confirmed that his wife, Melissa, will also be part of the program!

She revealed:

"I'll be in the adjacent center. We are being picked up at 3 pm today. We will shoot an interview segment right away. They want to show Jeremy helping me pack and saying goodbye to Lyrik."

Well, isn't that sweet? Whoring out the child that you’ve already lost custody of because of your addictions!

Have fun trying to kick crack together, you two! We're sure it will make for AMAZING television!

BARF.

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Sophie Monk Walked In On Her Man Sleeping With Another Woman!

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Awful! Nobody deserves to be cheated on!

Not even a Z-lister!

Actress Sophie Monk recently revealed that she came home to discover that her boyfriend, John Diaz, in bed with another woman!

She explains:

"I walked back in and went, ‘What’s going on?’ and actually had a conversation. I spoke to the girl. She was in shock. I didn’t know her. She was innocent. [Then] I spilt coffee on his car very strategically.”

Well, she certainly handled it better than WE would have! That douche is lucky all she did was spill coffee on his car!

Keep your chin up, bb! You'll find someone else!

Too bad Gaycrest is off the market now, right?

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Denied! Judge Refuses To Grant Jeremy London Restraining Order Against Family!

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Of course he was denied!

He's a delusional crackhead!

Today in court, a judge denied actor Jeremy London an injunction against his mother, twin brother Jason, and Jason's girlfriend from speaking to the press about his imaginary abduction, in which he claims that he was forced to do drugs.

Apparently, London didn't even show up, and his mother's lawyer succesfully argued that her speaking out about trying to help her son was within her First Amendment right to voice her concerns!

Obviously, his family is just trying to help, and hopefully he will see that and listen to them before it's too late!

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Shannon Elizabeth Is NOT Going To Like This!

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LOLz!

Holy shiz, if this is true, then shame on you, Shannon Elizabeth!

A Perezcious reader just e-mailed us this crazy story regarding the z-lister!

They write:

So a few friends and I were invited to a house poker game in Los Feliz last Friday, and it turned out to be Shannon Elizabeth's house. Her address is XXXX XXXXXXXX Way, Los Angeles. Anyways, this is kind of cool and we at first think it's really a treat to be playing poker with her, but it turns out she's not even playing, she's just coming in and out and collecting money from people and taking an illegal rake for the house. One pot I was in had only $70 dollars in it, but the dealer took $25 dollars out for the house…..? Anyone who plays poker knows this is nuts.

I was like "WTF? Why are you taking that out?" He said, "It's for the house."

"What the hell is there left to play for, why is it so much?" He said, "You're in the presence of greatness," referring to Shannon.

So my friends and I didn't end up staying too long after that. She's so busted apparently that she has to rip poker players off with her D-List status and rob us blind at the poker tables by raking way too much. First off, it's illegal, second off, she's out of her mind to think she can rake that much just because of who she was. She was just a naked girl in a popular movie. Nothing more. The few times I have played with her, she's thrown childish hissy fits, and stormed off, throwing cards and chips. She's mean, immature, disrespectful, and just an all around shallow greedy has-been.

Out of control!

But let's be fair - she wasn't just the naked chick in American Pie! She also got ripped in two within the first twenty minutes of Cursed! Bwa ha ha!

Tisk, tisk, bb!

Thoughts??

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Audrina And Useless HasBeen Split Up.

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Thank goodness!

Audrina Patridge has finally ended her ridiculous relationship with her even more (if it's possible) irrelevant boyfriend, Ryan Cabrera!

A source says:

"She ended things about a week ago. There were issues in their relationship. But a lot stems from his partying ways."

BLECK. Who would want to pAArty with THAT??

Whatevs!

She really was too good for that porcupine haired has-been!

Live it up, girl! You're better off!

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No One Wants To Be On Celebrity Rehab!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanDrugsZ ListSad SadDr. DrewReality TV

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How is this even possible?!

The upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew has apparently been halted because the producers cannot find ANYONE with significant noteriety to join the cast!

We're hearing that the deadline for signing the cast was on Friday, but because the network rejected the few minor celebrities that had been picked up, producers now have until Wednesday to get it together!

Unbelievable!! Not ONE z-list, drug addicted famewhore wanted some camera time?

We guess they're all practicing the Lindsay Lohan school of denial thought!

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